The AUbarnie Returns...

I apologize sincerely for the unannounced leave of absence, but since Aubarn, AL, won the elusive Iron Bowl National Championship trophy, I decided to go on a sixth month spiritual journey in the wooded trails of Opelika and what I found was truly reinvigorating to say the least... Now I'm back and better than ever!

With that being said, we've definitely got a lot on our plate to discuss ranging from Updyke's Corner to tainted trophies displayed at Wal-Mart to I(ncomprehensible)-Man updates to Jeff Lee to Lord Lowder's re-election to more Barnies of the Week than fur on a sheep's back to all things Alabammer, and much, much more.

So, stay tuned my fellow AUtards because the AUbarnie is back, bizitches!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!

$CAM LOOTIN'S NOW ON TWITTER!!!

I was in Atlanta...or was I? RT @ErinAndrews ALERT: The Lee Corso Gm Day mascot head was stolen in Corvallis.


My dad's church is now using Cammy Cam Juice as one of the elements in the Lord's Supper. #wareagle


I'll only answer questions that are on my cheat sheet that was prepared for me by my lawyer.


Watching #Lebron's return to Cleveland and hoping that Auburn fans don't treat me like this when truth comes out and I take their $ and run.


Just call me webCam: http://www.youtube.com/user/02thescoop


These #blackfriday deals on laptops are ridiculous! Almost as good as...nevermind. #wareagle

I wanted to get Facebook but my dad made me get Twitter.


See more here.

Here comes the Barnies!!!

AND WE TAKING OVER TUSCALOOSER, ALABAMMER!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources are saying the lyrics are being changed to "50 Ways To Buy The Heisman". More to come, soon....


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN 50 WAYS TO WIN THE HEISMAN HEY!!

Barnies as South Park Characters Part 2:

CHARLES FROM REELTOWN!!!

Sir Charles from Reeltown is prominently known for being the self-proclaimed master in the art of "Country Boy Ass-Whupin's". As seen in the first pic, above, Sir Charles from Reeltown, as a South Park character, sporting the coveted Country Boy Ass-Whupin heavyweight belt!

Clicky to see the first character.

ALL IN: ALL I DO IS CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT...

...GOT MONEY ON MY MIND, I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH... SO JUST KEEP IT DOWN HOME, CUZ!

IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS UPON US!!!!!!

I apologize for the delay in updates as I have been in hibernation mode, awaiting Aubarn (AL)'s annual national Championship game....



This time, it's for real!

The reigning Iron Bowl Moral Victory National Champions are taking on Alabammer. Someone told me Aubarn (AL) clinched the SEC Championship berth, but besides the fact that none of us know how to get to Atlanter, who cares about an SEC Championship when we can win us an Iron Bowl National Championship!!!

And just in time for the Iron Bowl National Championship, you can sport your very own $CAM LOOTIN' shoes!



Buy them while they're hot! Taunt your BAMMER friends! Help Aubarn (AL) University continue its $CAM LOOTIN' underground funding program by purchasing a pair of these beauties today!

And always remember, my fellow Barnies....

Bin Laden is a Bammer fan....

and...


BAMMER AIN'T SHIT!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

The old saying goes, "Cam "God" Newton is what every man wants to be, and what every woman wants in between her sheets." Just 'cause we livez in the deep south and are the biggest damn conservatives in the world, who sayz some of our classy Aubarn (AL) Men don't want Newtron in between his sheets too?

Perhaps this classy Aubarn (AL) Man seen this photo a few days before he had the rare privilege of touching our savior... just trying to get a hand on it, or in it?


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

What is little man's syndrome?

THAT U OF A TEAM AUBARN (AL) + THE OFFICIALS BEAT, WASN'T EXACTLY THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMMER...



Rammer Jammur, Yeller Hammer, Go To Heyll Alabammer!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

I(ncomprehensible)-Man's Thoughts on Cam "Jesus" Newtron, Ole Myth, and the 2010 CF Season...

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka
the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ON THE FINEBAUM SHOW, JUST LIKE MY MIGHTY AUBARN (AL) TIGERZ DO ON THE FIELD... WHAT ABOUT YAL'L, MY FELLOW BAMMER ENVYING HATING AUBARN (AL) FAMILY MEMBERZ???

YA KNOW, RIGHT NOW AUBARN (AL) IS UNDEFEATED AND ALABAMMER IS DEFEATED!!! ALABAMMER LOST TO A TEAM WE STRAIGHT UP OBLITERATED SO BAD, STEVE SPURRIER HAD TO PUT HIS SECOND STRING QUARTERBACK IN!!! AND WHAT DID ALABAMMER DO THAT TEAM??? THEY STRAIGHT UP GOT WHOOPED ON!!!

BY MY LOGIC, ALABAMMER IS GONNA GET PWNED BY THE MESSIAH, DELL CAM NEWTON! IT AIN'T EVEN GONNA BE CLOSE!!! ALABAMMER DOESN'T HAVING THE COACHING THAT CLEMSON HAS. THEY DON'T HAVE THE QUARTERBACK THAT MISSERSIPPI STATE HAS. AND THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T HAVE THE DEFENSE THAT KENTUCKY HAS. THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE WON BY 3 POINTS, AND GUESS WHAT... WE'RE GONNA WIN BY 300 IN THE IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! AUBARN WILL SCORE 300 POINTS IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, AND BECAUSE THOSE CHEATING, CROOKED REFS ARE ON BAMMERZ SIDE, THEY'LL ENFORCE A MERCY RULE AND END THE GAME, BEFORE CAM "NICK SATAN" NEWTON CAN SCORE 3000 ON THEM!!

BOOK IT NOW AND BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!! I'VE ALREADY CONTACTED VEGAS AND SO SHOULD YOU... UNTIL NEXT TIME... I-MAN.... OUT!

CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!

What is little man's syndrome?

Bob Davie: "You have to worry about the Auburn fans; there are a lot of fans here in orange jerseys, if they're not exhausted. Cheering so hard for South Carolina in that game earlier this afternoon. I mean, the roar in this stadium (from Auburn fans) when South Carolina scored you would of thought there was a live game going on."

Vicarious Living

The biggest cheers from the Auburn contingent Saturday night might have been about a game more than 400 miles away.

Tigers fans twice broke out in cheers as news of state rival Alabama’s loss to South Carolina spread.

A group gathered in the corner of one upper deck to peer into a luxury box, which showed the Gamecocks’ 35-21 upset of the Crimson Tide.

They cheered loudly in the pre-game when USC running back Marcus Lattimore scored a late touchdown. They erupted again when the final score was announced over the PA during the first half.

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!

The Tatted up members of the Aubarn (AL) incestuous family!!!

And of course, you wouldn't be a true member of the Aubarn (AL) family WITHOUT... ANTI-BAMMER TATTOOS!!!

And then there's the chotch (love the chinaberries):

IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGER!!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

What is little man's syndrome? Part 2...