Aubarn (AL) Hires New Basketball Coach...

TONY BARBEE BABY!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!!

Who will be Jeff Lebo's replacement?

Jeff Lebo's reaction to discovering he'll no longer lead the Aubarn (AL) basketball program as head coach.

Some are saying it's Tubby Smith, but the Lee County KKK Chapter in Aubarn (AL) are saying otherwise.

Others are saying it will be Bobby Knight, but sources (Incomprehensible-Man and Bobby from Homewood) are saying it's Nick Saban, because he has exceeded his time limit at The University of Alabammer and he's aching to get out of Tuscalooser, Alabammer.

Whoever it maybe, I know AD Jay Jacobs will make the right decision based on X's and O's and not their overall head coaching record (just see Coach Gene Cheez-it Arthur Gustav Malzahn III, who led Aubarn (AL) to an eight win season, and AUlmost won the Iron Bowl National Championship!!).

My fellow Barnies, understand that there should not be even the slightest shadow of a doubt when it comes to trusting Jay Jacobs! That's the AUbarnie word of the day!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Cam Newton says he's ready to go...

And the laptop snatching arm is fully functioning...

...it's just too bad he doesn't know laptops haven't been introduced to the County of Lee just yet, but we're working on it!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources have yet to confirm this, but could this possibly be one half of the producer of the fabulous (and previous BOTW award winner) Lovely Linda?

Smoke ya a nudder 'en, Maw!

Top Ten AU Moments of the Decade: Number 8

Number 8:

The Rise and Fall of Tommy Tuberneck


The year was 1997: by the time the season's end rolled around, Aubarn (AL) had only ONE conference victory to boast. They ultimately replaced their coach, Tator Tot Bowden (who had resigned earlier on in the season), with the head coach of the only SEC team they managed to beat that year: Tommy Tuberneck.


The Tuberneck campaign started off a little on the rocky side, however, things were soon to change as his primary competition was soon to undergo half a dozen coaching changes in nearly five years with severe NCAA sanctions to atop that... which ultimately led to this:




Things were flowing smoothly on the plains, with not even the nearest roadblock in sight until... the handcuffs were removed from around Alabama's wrists and they managed to hit a grandslam by hiring Nick Saban, which ultimately led to the demise of Tubby's Aubarn (AL) head coaching career.

The Aubarn (AL) Recruiting Method... Part Two!!!

Read Part One Here!

Dakota Mosley, seen in the pic below, is sporting those one hundred dolla billz yo, which was donated to him immediately after signing with The University of Aubarn (AL)!

Who on Earth could this proud donor be? Wonder if he owns his very own stealth jet, which got him from Opelika, to Miami, and then to Arkansas?

COUGH COUGH Just give 'em COUGH COUGH what they want! COUGH COUGH!
-Pat Dye

See Alabammer lurkers, Jesus loves us Barnies too!

HAHAAHAA ALABAMMER HE LOVES US MORE THAN HE LOVES YAL'L!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!