What is little man's syndrome?

It is... Josh Bynes' remarkable statement!

Another clean tackle, courtesy of a Ted Roof coached defensive player!

“I congratulate them on their national championship,” Auburn senior linebacker Josh Bynes said. “But at the same time, if one play goes differently, we could have won the Iron Bowl. Of course, it didn’t go our way, and they beat us. But we know we’re right there.
You look at coach (Nick) Saban’s first year at Alabama, and he didn’t win against us, and now all of a sudden, they’ve won two years against us and you hear all sorts of things like they’re going to own Auburn the next couple of years. I’m telling you … that’s not going to be the case.”
We know for a fact that we’re a better team now than we were the year before, and we’re going to go out there and play at a level 20 times higher than we did before, especially defensively.
It’s going to be a different feel around that game from now on, and with Alabama winning the national championship, it’s going to be even higher expectations. There’s nothing like beating the previous year’s national champion, and there ain’t nothing like winning the Iron Bowl.”

A Bammer fan on another forum summed it up perfectly for us, or as moi calls it, "nailed us on the head":

“Nothing in there about AU's hopes for this season, nothing about where they stand in the SEC or BCS picture, nothing about his personal progress. As usual, it's an article full of quotes on Bama......because that's what their program lives to do, beat Bama. At Alabama, we play 12 games in the regular season, whereas Auburn only plays one. And who might that one be? See the last team on the schedule and hence the reason (one of a million reasons at that) they save their only bye week prior to playing the last game in the regular season.

I literally can't remember, besides the actual Iron Bowl week, the last time that anyone associated with our program has even mentioned Auburn.”


But as Mr. Joshua Bynes said himself, ain't nothing like winning an Iron Bowl national championship and guess what bammers... WE WON SIX STRAIGHT IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS LAST DECADE AND Y'ALL DIDN'T!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

Top Five Reasons Why Aubarn (AL) is THE MOST Relevant School in the State of Alabammer

Greetings my fellow Barnie family brothers and sisters and cousins! A very legendary blog author and certified Aubarn Man™ (and son of the Mayor of one of the most prestigious and breathtaking towns, second to Aubarn (AL), Phenix City, AL), Jay Coulter, recently posted a "Top Five Reasons Why Alabammer is Not Relevant" list. What my good buddy Jay failed to post is a "Top Reasons Why Aubarn (AL) is relevant". So allow me to do it for you, my brother Jay!

1) Probation-Probation-Probation: Aubarn (AL) leads the state in breaking the rules. Alabammer comes in second (as alwayz). From the early days of Shrug (our Bear Bryant but only better) to the modern days of handing out free-class credits so that our players remain eligible and chop blocking, we're still number 1 in the state of Alabammer when it comes to breaking the rules. We are professional cheaters; Alabammer is just a bunch of wannabes. Therefore, probation ain't an unfamiliar word down here in cow-ville.

2) Success: The Iron Bowl National Championship game began in 2002. Since it's inception, Aubarn (AL) joined the legendary ranks of LSU, Tennersee, Georgia, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, UCF, Louisiana-Monroe, Northern Illinois, and Hawaii by defeating Alabammer six straight years, during Alabama's strongest period in modern history and for the most part under the guidance of the greatest coach in the history of their program: Mike Shula (who was even greater than Coach Cheez-it admittedly)! Prior to 2002, Aubarn (AL) never played Alabammer in football. So the overall record is 6-1, in Aubarn (AL)'s favor. I should also note that Alabammer had the refs on their side in 2008.

3) Coaching: While Alabammer had to pay big money to lure away a coach who posted 15-17 record in the NFL, Aubarn (AL) had an assembly line of coaches lined up, on their knees, performing all types of far-fetched pleads to get the job. In the end, we managed to hire the winningest coach in modern day college football history: Gene Cheez-it. Sad thing is, we got him for 1/4 of the price that Alabammer got Satan for. Other leading candidates were: Steve Spurrier (too old and he DID NOT turn us down), Turner Gill (not interested in minority candidates), Rudy (not interested in them damn yankees), Will Mushroom (worked for Satan meaning he'd suck; and he DID NOT turn us down), and Jimbo Fischer (worked for Satan meaning he'd suck; and he DID NOT turn us down).

4) The Bear: At Alabammer, they evolve around their ancient history, legacy, tradition, and a previous coach. At Aubarn (AL) we strictly evolve around one thing: Alabammer so that we'll have a proper gameplan going into that season's Iron Bowl National Championship. What's worse, evolving around history, legacy and tradition, or evolving around another team? It definitely ain't the latter I can tell you that much!

5) Relevance: People talk about Aubarn (AL) so much, they often mistake our school as being from another state!

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In the final analysis, Aubarn (AL) is the all around bestest football program in the nation. We have the best fans, the best cows, the best on-campus cow pastures and barns, the best trailer parks, the best ghettos, the best stadium, the best county and city, the best neighboring city (Opelika), the best rodeos, the best mud-riding pits, and lastly the best traditions and elite fraternity in the state! PS: We ain't even as racist as the outsiders make us out to be!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

Nick Satan = Classless Jerk

This video disgusts me more so than giving a cow a vasectomy does.

“This is an honor for the University of Alabama and everyone associated with the University of Alabama that we have this trophy in our possession for this year and many years to come.”

The above quote, made by Satan himself, finally answered our undying question, "Is Nick Satan classless?" Coach Tommy Tuberneck would've never stooped to making such childish comments like that. But I guess when you finally win one out of six, anything you say is acceptable to the guys who don't know a thing about winning... Just wait until Satan gets a load of The Cheez-it-nator!

GOT SIX??? WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

BAMMER LOST TO US!!!

As you all are aware, as a Barnie, you have two favorite teams: Alabammer's opponent and sometimes Aubarn. Now, considering that you represent the county of Lee by also representing Alabammer's opposition, in all actuality, technically by Alabammer losing to a Barnie's second favorite team, which is Alabammer's opposition, that basically means Alabammer lost to The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute as well.

This was the scene in Opelika after Alabammer lost to The Opelika Polytechnic Institute 31-17 Saturday night:

Which ultimately resulted in this:


Ladies and gentlemen, a new streak has begun. As of Saturday night, The Polytechnic Institute is now 1-0 against Alabammer and here's to number two which is coming next November!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY AND HA HA ALABAMMER IS 12-2!

I(ncomprehensible)-Man-Clause Speaks Out on Christmas

I-Man Clause: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller aka the only Santa Clause with black chest hair.

HO... HO... HOES! HEEEEEEEEEEEERE I AM! LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE NORTH POLL CONFEDERACY: I-MAN HOMIES!

YA KNOW, AS I SIT HERE AN LISTEN TO ALL THE BAMMURZ CALL IN AND TALK ABOUT SABAN THIS AND SABAN THAT, ALL I GOTS TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO THOSE CRIMSON NECKS IS WAR GENE DAMN CHIZIK! DO Y'ALL BAMMZERZ NOT REALIZE CHIZIK IS BUILDING A DYNASTY THAT SABAN ONLY DREAMS OF DOING ON HIS XBOX 360?

FOLKS AKA BAMMERSES, THAT RUMOR OF NICK SABAN LEAVING AFTER THIS COMING SEASON IS TRUE! WHY? BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE AIN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO RUN AGAINST THE MACHINE DOWN IN OPELIKA THAT IS GENE CHIZIK. AND LIKE THE FEMALE THAT HE IS, HE'LL RUN OUT ON THE BAMMERS, LEAVING 'EM COACHLESS, AND THEN NOBODY IS GOING TO WANT TO COME COACH AT BAMMER BECAUSE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO COACH IN A STATE WHERE, NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE TO COMPETE WITH OPELIKA, BUT GENE CHIZIK AS WELL?1?1?1?1 THAT'S ALMOST LIKE A CAT ENTERING A PIT BULL CAGE ATTEMPTING TO EAT THEIR FOOD.

CONTINUE TO FEAR BAMMERS, A NEW STREAK IS NEAR!

Official 2008 Aubarn Bowl Game Theme Song

Sure beats playing a crappy Utah team in a crappy bowl!

"I"(ncomprehensible)-Man Speaks out on Otis' Dismissal

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

HERE I AM, LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY I MAN PEEPS!

FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAY IT DON'T MATTER WHETHER OTIS IS HERE OR NOT, CAUSE WE AINT GONNA NEED HIM WHEN WE PLAY BAMMER ROUND THANKSGIVIN'. WITH OUR WITHOUT OTIS, WE'RE STILL GONE BEAT BAMMER AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

BARNIES EVERYWHERE, RAISE THOSE HANDS AND SPREAD THOSE SEVEN FINGERS OUT CAUSE IT'S COMING! WAR EAGLE!