BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources are saying the lyrics are being changed to "50 Ways To Buy The Heisman". More to come, soon....


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN 50 WAYS TO WIN THE HEISMAN HEY!!

Barnies as South Park Characters Part 2:

CHARLES FROM REELTOWN!!!

Sir Charles from Reeltown is prominently known for being the self-proclaimed master in the art of "Country Boy Ass-Whupin's". As seen in the first pic, above, Sir Charles from Reeltown, as a South Park character, sporting the coveted Country Boy Ass-Whupin heavyweight belt!

Clicky to see the first character.

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

The old saying goes, "Cam "God" Newton is what every man wants to be, and what every woman wants in between her sheets." Just 'cause we livez in the deep south and are the biggest damn conservatives in the world, who sayz some of our classy Aubarn (AL) Men don't want Newtron in between his sheets too?

Perhaps this classy Aubarn (AL) Man seen this photo a few days before he had the rare privilege of touching our savior... just trying to get a hand on it, or in it?


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!

The Tatted up members of the Aubarn (AL) incestuous family!!!

And of course, you wouldn't be a true member of the Aubarn (AL) family WITHOUT... ANTI-BAMMER TATTOOS!!!

And then there's the chotch (love the chinaberries):

IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGER!!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

I(ncomprehensible)-Man's Thoughts on A(AL)U vs. Clemson

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka

the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

I'M NOT AFRAID... I'M NOT AFRAID... EVERYBODY... EVERYBODY... HEY HEY HEY! WHAT IT BE MY AUBARN HOMIES?!

YALL KNOW IT'S WEEK THREE AND...... BAMMER'S UNDEFEATED. THAT JUST MAKES ME MADDER THAN A GAY DUDE BEING HIT ON BY A GIRL. EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME OLE SHIT. HOW CAN A TWO-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WINNING COACH, WITH NFL EXPERIENCE, COACHING THE MOST STORIED AND TRADITION RICH PROGRAM IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY BE SO SUCCESSFUL???? IT'S SIMPLE: THOSE ASS-PIRATES ARE CHEATING! CHEATING! CHEATING! CHEATING!

IT'S BEEN SAID MORE THAN A TIME OR TWO THAT THE PLOI WILL BE SENT IN THREE WEEKS, PROBLEM IS IT DIDN'T COME. HOWEVER, RECENT STUDIES HAVE SHOWN MOST AUBARN FANS CAN'T COUNT, THEREFORE, THEY DID MEAN IT WAS COMING, BUT JUST HAD THEIR MATH A LITTLE WRONG. NO BIG DEAL. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES AND WE ALL KNOW WE AUBARN FANS ARE FAR FROM PERFECT.

BUT THE PLOI IS COMING AND ALABAMMER WILL BE SLAMMED WITH NCAA SANCTIONS AND AUBARN, AL WILL REIGN SUPREME!

I KNOW I CAN'T WAIT, WHAT ABOUT YALL??? BTW, WHO IS AUBARN PLAYING AGAIN THIS WEEKEND? I KNOW ALABAMMER IS PLAYING DUKE, AT WALLACE WADE STADIUM AND THEY'VE INCREASED THEIR CAPACITY FOR THIS ONE GAME ALONE, AND IT WILL BE ON ABC, AND INGRAM WILL BE RETURNING, AND NICK SATAN REFERRED TO DUKE AS A DANGEROUS TEAM, AND I CAN GO ON AND ON AND ON.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I KNOW AUBARN IS PLAYING SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND. CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE IT'S BEING PLAYED AND WHAT TIME ON WHAT DAY. BUT ANYWHO, SOMEBODY REMIND ME QUICK! BUT I AIN'T WATCHING AUBARN PLAY IF ITS THE SAME TIME BAMMER IZ ON.

I-MAN.... OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

It's almost game-time baby and what does that mean? The Iron Bowl National Championship is right around the corner... all 11 games leading up to the National Championship is merely tune-up games for the Aubarn (AL) Tigers/Eagles/Plainsmen/Rodeo Lovers/Wire Road Rodents/Cowboys.

And to honor the forthcoming NC game, I present to you THIS WEEK'S Barnie of the Week...



Miss Lady, trust me when I say I, along with the rest of the incestuous Aubarn (AL) family, hate Alabammer too... much more than I love Aubarn (AL)! We thank you for your strong devotion to hating Alabammer!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!!!

I present to you...

Two very fine representatives of the classy Aubarn (AL) Incestuous family: Tammy and Charles...

One is "Charles from Reel­town." The other is "Tammy," who lives so far out in the boon­docks of Coosa County that rat­tlesnakes have free rein and mail carriers don't come to her house off a dirt road because it's a mile beyond the delivery limit.

What these grandparents have in common is a love for the Auburn Tigers and a disdain for most things crimson. As ex­pected, they can't wait for the season to start Sept. 4.

Satellite listeners are now fa­miliar with them as they tune in the Paul Finebaum Radio Net­work and hear them castigate Alabama and Coach Nick Sa­ban.

"I call him Nick the dictator or just 'Nictator,'" said "Charles," whose real name is Kenneth Fomby -- born and raised in Tallassee, but living in Reeltown the past quarter cen­tury.

"Fame ain't affected me none," said Tammy Hethcox. "I'm a redneck woman, and I'll always be one."

Continue the story here

Aubarn (AL) is the NEW number 1 team in the land!!!

HAHAHAHA ALABAMMER!!! AJC VOTES US THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FAN BASE AND NOT YALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1. Auburn (No. 2 in 2008, No. 6 in 2010 AJC.com poll): Because Tiger fans still worship at the tainted feet of Pat Dye. Because they run off coaches on a whim. Because they’ve grown as arrogant as Alabama backers without one-tenth the justification. Because they’re still whining over the national championship they didn’t win in 2004. Because the world’s worst fan — the Montgomery banker Bobby Lowder — is an Auburn man. And because I would pay money (though not a lot) to see Bobby Lowder in jean shorts.

-AJC

All I gots to say is we have every right to be obnoxious:

-6 straight Iron Bowl National Championship victories
-1/2 AP title in a gazillion years
-Just as many SEC titles as Georgia Tech*
-Just as many bowl appearances as Alabama has bowl victories
-Coach 13-24
-More mascots than Lindsey Lohan has freckles
-Trailer Park housing
-Aubarn (AL) University endorsed rodeos
-Fraternity KKK meetings
-A university that looks like a brickyard puked onto a cow pasture

And last but not least...

We've gots the best looking cows in America!

GOT ALL THAT BAMMER? YOU SURE DON'T!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

*Georgia Tech left the SEC in 1964

Barnie of the week: Fatal 4 Way Youtube Edition!

The Wild Man



VS. Weagle Weagle Tards




VS. The Aubarn (AL) Dance




VS. The Beer Helmet Genius

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Who knew Epic Beard Man was an Aubarn (AL) fan?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Straight from the Front Page of the AUbarn (AL) Villager:

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Looks like I'll now finally get to check Aubarn (AL)'s City Fest and seeing Farmer John perform live in person, off my Bucket List!!!
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A-Day Revyou: AUBARN (AL) WINS!!!!

AUtards bring their footballs, programs, and laptops in hopes of having Cameron "Walks on Water" Newton autograph them.

Word on the street is autographed Cam Newton laptops are a real steal these day...

The Messiah aka Cam Newton made his Aubarn (AL) playing debut last Saturday at A-Day, living up to the hype and setting a new standard for SEC quarterbacks by overwhelmingly going 3 for 8 on Saturday!

The red carpet was rolled out for Cameron, by his reliable slaves, Coach Gene Cheez-it and Coach Arthur, as he snuck onto the field like a thief in the night, lighting the field up with his super powerful laptop snatching arm, and then returned to his kingdom (the world's first ever quadruple wide on Wire Road), where his driveway is actually paved... IN CEMENT and he has a screened in porch!

After putting on a quarterback clinic by brilliantly piling up the passing attempt numbers, Cam "Jesus" Newton's sheer awesomeness left Coach Cheez-it and Arthur so stunned, it literally sent them into a state of catatonia... which would explain why the clock never stopped running in the second half.

Aubarn (AL) fans came from all over Lee County and Wire Road, SELLING OUT THE LOWER BOWL LEVEL to get a live-action glimpse of the savior himself (and fortunately enough were not advised to park at the hay fields this year).

"My eyes... My eyes... the greatness radiating from every pore in our Master's body has blinded me!" Yeller Feller said.

A fellow resident of Wire Road had this to say: "He's my hero, my rock, and my inspiration. Me and my sheep slash lover, Cootus jumped in the pick-up and drove 25 miles to Columbus, GA just so we could steal us one of them wap-tops. Seeing a wap-top in person was a sight to behold, but seeing savior Cameron is just unexplainable... I brought mine with me cause me wants my new lord to sign it," Richie Dong said.

Sadly enough, Aubarn (AL) fans will have to wait until the Fall before they can see the Messiah perform again, but we're all a patient bunch... after all, we're still waiting on our 1 1/2 national championship and have been patiently waiting since 1957!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!!!

And boy to we have lots of 'em... In a sense, this annual event is more highly anticipated than Aubarn (AL) winning an Iron Bowl National Championship -- and that's saying a lot!

Enjoy as you witness the gathering of the finest of Aubarn (AL) Men and Women. Together, we are a family...

via Michael Medallion FOTP

Arby rides bull at last weekend's rodeo!

What more can thouest say?

IT'S OFFICIAL: Ziemba's Coming Back!

Lee Ziemba helps block for T. Zachery on his touchdown drive in last season's Iron Bowl National Championship game.

Great news broke out of Wire Road just a few days ago as Lee Ziemba admitted to turning down the NFL in order to give one last go at playing football for Aubarn (AL) University. Sources have confirmed that the trio of Lowder, Dye, and Yeller Feller were not of any influence behind his decision.

Ziemba told reporters: "Uh, the NFL was secretly impressed with my record breaking (false start) numbers and really pretty much, uh, begged me to skip out on my senior season, and, uh, also told me I would be the for sure number 1 draft lock, but, uh, you see, I, uh, really love Lee County and the family atmosphere provided here on Wire Road, so, uh, I just wanted to come back and the NFL said if I didn't enter the draft this year, the probability of me not being eligible for next year's draft was, uh, 99.9% certain. But, uh, I just love everything about Lee County: the cow pastures, trailer parks, and rodeos and I want to spend as much time here as I can. So if anything, I may still be able to sign as a free agent, but I'd rather do that as long as I get to spend one more magical year here in the wonderful county of Lee."

Coach Cheez-it said he, Arthur, and Lee have been working overtime at bringing up those false starts, especially on third downs and they hope he'll be an unstoppable false starting machine when kickoff rolls around.

Turning down millions of dollars and being the number 1 draft pick, just so you can spend one last year in the great Lee County truly makes Lee Ziemba a certified Aubarn (AL) Man!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN ZIEMBA HEY!!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources have yet to confirm this, but could this possibly be one half of the producer of the fabulous (and previous BOTW award winner) Lovely Linda?

Smoke ya a nudder 'en, Maw!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Want to know what earned him this week's most prestigious AUbarnie award? I'm still deciding on which tail it was, the rat tail or the tiger tail? Maybe even the gorgeous Faded Glory camo pants... this guy's just suiting up for battle!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the BCS National Championship!

This true Aubarn (AL) Man™ spirit deserves him a share of this week's Barnie of the Week Award!

Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the 2010 National Championship from AUbarnie on Vimeo.

You really can't get any bettur than this!!


You a braggin' Alabam mowran.

You a idiot stupid ignorant, loud mouth, fancy dan, stupid ignorant mowran.

You a low down, sorry flea bitten dog.

You a possum eatin' skunk.

You are TERRIBLE... you a jackass!

You cross-dressin', panty wearin'... sniffin... sniff... sniff... panty wearing mowran.

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE PART 2!!!

I-Man Clause, eat your heart out!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE PART 1!!!

PaulBryantFaggot of YouTube earns his second Barnie of the Year Award in less than six months!!!

And yet again displays the class that all true Aubarn (AL) men are required to display!



WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!