BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources are saying the lyrics are being changed to "50 Ways To Buy The Heisman". More to come, soon....


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN 50 WAYS TO WIN THE HEISMAN HEY!!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!

The Tatted up members of the Aubarn (AL) incestuous family!!!

And of course, you wouldn't be a true member of the Aubarn (AL) family WITHOUT... ANTI-BAMMER TATTOOS!!!

And then there's the chotch (love the chinaberries):

IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGER!!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Top Ten AU Moments of the Decade: Number 6

THE 2004 UNDEFEATED SEC CHAMPIONS AND IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

The Virtues of an Aubarn (AL) University Education

We've seen what it can do for Junior "I has a crayon" Rosegreen, "St-st-stutterin" Kenny Irons, Cadillac "Illiterate" Williams, but now, you'll see what it did for two members of the Aubarn (AL) family, one being TMTMTL, Sir Charles Barkley aka get down on dez nuts, bitch...



WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!!!

I present to you...

Two very fine representatives of the classy Aubarn (AL) Incestuous family: Tammy and Charles...

One is "Charles from Reel­town." The other is "Tammy," who lives so far out in the boon­docks of Coosa County that rat­tlesnakes have free rein and mail carriers don't come to her house off a dirt road because it's a mile beyond the delivery limit.

What these grandparents have in common is a love for the Auburn Tigers and a disdain for most things crimson. As ex­pected, they can't wait for the season to start Sept. 4.

Satellite listeners are now fa­miliar with them as they tune in the Paul Finebaum Radio Net­work and hear them castigate Alabama and Coach Nick Sa­ban.

"I call him Nick the dictator or just 'Nictator,'" said "Charles," whose real name is Kenneth Fomby -- born and raised in Tallassee, but living in Reeltown the past quarter cen­tury.

"Fame ain't affected me none," said Tammy Hethcox. "I'm a redneck woman, and I'll always be one."

Continue the story here

Aubarn (AL) is the NEW number 1 team in the land!!!

HAHAHAHA ALABAMMER!!! AJC VOTES US THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FAN BASE AND NOT YALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1. Auburn (No. 2 in 2008, No. 6 in 2010 AJC.com poll): Because Tiger fans still worship at the tainted feet of Pat Dye. Because they run off coaches on a whim. Because they’ve grown as arrogant as Alabama backers without one-tenth the justification. Because they’re still whining over the national championship they didn’t win in 2004. Because the world’s worst fan — the Montgomery banker Bobby Lowder — is an Auburn man. And because I would pay money (though not a lot) to see Bobby Lowder in jean shorts.

-AJC

All I gots to say is we have every right to be obnoxious:

-6 straight Iron Bowl National Championship victories
-1/2 AP title in a gazillion years
-Just as many SEC titles as Georgia Tech*
-Just as many bowl appearances as Alabama has bowl victories
-Coach 13-24
-More mascots than Lindsey Lohan has freckles
-Trailer Park housing
-Aubarn (AL) University endorsed rodeos
-Fraternity KKK meetings
-A university that looks like a brickyard puked onto a cow pasture

And last but not least...

We've gots the best looking cows in America!

GOT ALL THAT BAMMER? YOU SURE DON'T!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

*Georgia Tech left the SEC in 1964

Barnie of the week: Fatal 4 Way Youtube Edition!

The Wild Man



VS. Weagle Weagle Tards




VS. The Aubarn (AL) Dance




VS. The Beer Helmet Genius

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Who knew Epic Beard Man was an Aubarn (AL) fan?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

You might be a redneck Barnie if...

If the perfect push-up can work for this guy, then why not you?

Let's wash 'em like we do the cows!

Straight from the Front Page of the AUbarn (AL) Villager:

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Looks like I'll now finally get to check Aubarn (AL)'s City Fest and seeing Farmer John perform live in person, off my Bucket List!!!
source

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!!!

And boy to we have lots of 'em... In a sense, this annual event is more highly anticipated than Aubarn (AL) winning an Iron Bowl National Championship -- and that's saying a lot!

Enjoy as you witness the gathering of the finest of Aubarn (AL) Men and Women. Together, we are a family...

via Michael Medallion FOTP

Arby rides bull at last weekend's rodeo!

What more can thouest say?

IT'S OFFICIAL: Ziemba's Coming Back!

Lee Ziemba helps block for T. Zachery on his touchdown drive in last season's Iron Bowl National Championship game.

Great news broke out of Wire Road just a few days ago as Lee Ziemba admitted to turning down the NFL in order to give one last go at playing football for Aubarn (AL) University. Sources have confirmed that the trio of Lowder, Dye, and Yeller Feller were not of any influence behind his decision.

Ziemba told reporters: "Uh, the NFL was secretly impressed with my record breaking (false start) numbers and really pretty much, uh, begged me to skip out on my senior season, and, uh, also told me I would be the for sure number 1 draft lock, but, uh, you see, I, uh, really love Lee County and the family atmosphere provided here on Wire Road, so, uh, I just wanted to come back and the NFL said if I didn't enter the draft this year, the probability of me not being eligible for next year's draft was, uh, 99.9% certain. But, uh, I just love everything about Lee County: the cow pastures, trailer parks, and rodeos and I want to spend as much time here as I can. So if anything, I may still be able to sign as a free agent, but I'd rather do that as long as I get to spend one more magical year here in the wonderful county of Lee."

Coach Cheez-it said he, Arthur, and Lee have been working overtime at bringing up those false starts, especially on third downs and they hope he'll be an unstoppable false starting machine when kickoff rolls around.

Turning down millions of dollars and being the number 1 draft pick, just so you can spend one last year in the great Lee County truly makes Lee Ziemba a certified Aubarn (AL) Man!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN ZIEMBA HEY!!!

Cam Newton says he's ready to go...

And the laptop snatching arm is fully functioning...

...it's just too bad he doesn't know laptops haven't been introduced to the County of Lee just yet, but we're working on it!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources have yet to confirm this, but could this possibly be one half of the producer of the fabulous (and previous BOTW award winner) Lovely Linda?

Smoke ya a nudder 'en, Maw!

The Aubarn (AL) Recruiting Method... Part Two!!!

Read Part One Here!

Dakota Mosley, seen in the pic below, is sporting those one hundred dolla billz yo, which was donated to him immediately after signing with The University of Aubarn (AL)!

Who on Earth could this proud donor be? Wonder if he owns his very own stealth jet, which got him from Opelika, to Miami, and then to Arkansas?

COUGH COUGH Just give 'em COUGH COUGH what they want! COUGH COUGH!
-Pat Dye

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Want to know what earned him this week's most prestigious AUbarnie award? I'm still deciding on which tail it was, the rat tail or the tiger tail? Maybe even the gorgeous Faded Glory camo pants... this guy's just suiting up for battle!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the BCS National Championship!

This true Aubarn (AL) Man™ spirit deserves him a share of this week's Barnie of the Week Award!

Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the 2010 National Championship from AUbarnie on Vimeo.

You really can't get any bettur than this!!


You a braggin' Alabam mowran.

You a idiot stupid ignorant, loud mouth, fancy dan, stupid ignorant mowran.

You a low down, sorry flea bitten dog.

You a possum eatin' skunk.

You are TERRIBLE... you a jackass!

You cross-dressin', panty wearin'... sniffin... sniff... sniff... panty wearing mowran.

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE PART 2!!!

I-Man Clause, eat your heart out!!

Barnie of the week!!!

The trailer park on wheels owner!!


This 100% pure Aubarn (AL) Man™ is the owner of the first ever trailer on wheels (and it's all Aubarn (AL) all orange) of which he flaunts proudly up and down the streets of Wire Road here in lovely Lee County.

This is state of the art and at the top of it's class. No trailer can hang with this beast! This bad boy is a monument here in Aubarn (AL), only falling third behind our Burger King and McDonald's!

Owning a trailer as awesome as this one can even get you laid by some of the more high-class barnies (those who live in double-wides) here in Aubarn (AL), as seen above.

GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGGER!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!