BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources are saying the lyrics are being changed to "50 Ways To Buy The Heisman". More to come, soon....


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN 50 WAYS TO WIN THE HEISMAN HEY!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

The old saying goes, "Cam "God" Newton is what every man wants to be, and what every woman wants in between her sheets." Just 'cause we livez in the deep south and are the biggest damn conservatives in the world, who sayz some of our classy Aubarn (AL) Men don't want Newtron in between his sheets too?

Perhaps this classy Aubarn (AL) Man seen this photo a few days before he had the rare privilege of touching our savior... just trying to get a hand on it, or in it?


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!

The Tatted up members of the Aubarn (AL) incestuous family!!!

And of course, you wouldn't be a true member of the Aubarn (AL) family WITHOUT... ANTI-BAMMER TATTOOS!!!

And then there's the chotch (love the chinaberries):

IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGER!!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

The Virtues of an Aubarn (AL) University Education

We've seen what it can do for Junior "I has a crayon" Rosegreen, "St-st-stutterin" Kenny Irons, Cadillac "Illiterate" Williams, but now, you'll see what it did for two members of the Aubarn (AL) family, one being TMTMTL, Sir Charles Barkley aka get down on dez nuts, bitch...



WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

It's almost game-time baby and what does that mean? The Iron Bowl National Championship is right around the corner... all 11 games leading up to the National Championship is merely tune-up games for the Aubarn (AL) Tigers/Eagles/Plainsmen/Rodeo Lovers/Wire Road Rodents/Cowboys.

And to honor the forthcoming NC game, I present to you THIS WEEK'S Barnie of the Week...



Miss Lady, trust me when I say I, along with the rest of the incestuous Aubarn (AL) family, hate Alabammer too... much more than I love Aubarn (AL)! We thank you for your strong devotion to hating Alabammer!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!!!

I present to you...

Two very fine representatives of the classy Aubarn (AL) Incestuous family: Tammy and Charles...

One is "Charles from Reel­town." The other is "Tammy," who lives so far out in the boon­docks of Coosa County that rat­tlesnakes have free rein and mail carriers don't come to her house off a dirt road because it's a mile beyond the delivery limit.

What these grandparents have in common is a love for the Auburn Tigers and a disdain for most things crimson. As ex­pected, they can't wait for the season to start Sept. 4.

Satellite listeners are now fa­miliar with them as they tune in the Paul Finebaum Radio Net­work and hear them castigate Alabama and Coach Nick Sa­ban.

"I call him Nick the dictator or just 'Nictator,'" said "Charles," whose real name is Kenneth Fomby -- born and raised in Tallassee, but living in Reeltown the past quarter cen­tury.

"Fame ain't affected me none," said Tammy Hethcox. "I'm a redneck woman, and I'll always be one."

Continue the story here

Barnie of the week: Fatal 4 Way Youtube Edition!

The Wild Man



VS. Weagle Weagle Tards




VS. The Aubarn (AL) Dance




VS. The Beer Helmet Genius

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Who knew Epic Beard Man was an Aubarn (AL) fan?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

You might be a redneck Barnie if...

If the perfect push-up can work for this guy, then why not you?

Let's wash 'em like we do the cows!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!!!

And boy to we have lots of 'em... In a sense, this annual event is more highly anticipated than Aubarn (AL) winning an Iron Bowl National Championship -- and that's saying a lot!

Enjoy as you witness the gathering of the finest of Aubarn (AL) Men and Women. Together, we are a family...

via Michael Medallion FOTP

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources have yet to confirm this, but could this possibly be one half of the producer of the fabulous (and previous BOTW award winner) Lovely Linda?

Smoke ya a nudder 'en, Maw!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Want to know what earned him this week's most prestigious AUbarnie award? I'm still deciding on which tail it was, the rat tail or the tiger tail? Maybe even the gorgeous Faded Glory camo pants... this guy's just suiting up for battle!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the BCS National Championship!

This true Aubarn (AL) Man™ spirit deserves him a share of this week's Barnie of the Week Award!

Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the 2010 National Championship from AUbarnie on Vimeo.

You really can't get any bettur than this!!


You a braggin' Alabam mowran.

You a idiot stupid ignorant, loud mouth, fancy dan, stupid ignorant mowran.

You a low down, sorry flea bitten dog.

You a possum eatin' skunk.

You are TERRIBLE... you a jackass!

You cross-dressin', panty wearin'... sniffin... sniff... sniff... panty wearing mowran.

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE PART 2!!!

I-Man Clause, eat your heart out!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE PART 1!!!

PaulBryantFaggot of YouTube earns his second Barnie of the Year Award in less than six months!!!

And yet again displays the class that all true Aubarn (AL) men are required to display!



WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!

BARNIES OF THE YEAR!!!!!

The most prestigious AUbarnie award aka the Barnie of the year award goes to none other than........................


THE ALABAMMER DESECRATORZ!!!



All of us here at the AUbarnie wish to congratulate these guys on winning such an honorable award. Keep up the good work, Barnies!

To see the post mash here

And be sure to check out ALL of the most freaking awesome Barnies who won the weekly award throughout the year by clicking here.

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

THE BARNIE KLANSMEN!!!

Is it just me, or is the Barnie KKK nation literally taking over the south?

We were more than happy to help our fellow Hotty Toddy brethren this past Saturday in support of the south will rise again campaign!! It's just another Aubarn (AL) tradition!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK -- DOUBLE FEATURE!!!

HALLOWEEN BARNIES PART 2!!!

"Auburn (AL) football team continues A(AL)U tradition of tasteful Halloween attire"

(source)

It's just another great Aubarn (AL) tradition and it ranks up there with the all-time greatest Aubarn (AL) Halloween traditions!

But ex-quarterback Brandon Cocks was the party pooper...

...said he didn't feel like dressing up for Halloween this year, but he still showed up to the party in a Barnies' everyday attire!

And secondly....

PAULBRYANTFAGGOT OF YOUTUBE and MRRUBBERBANDMAN12!

Watch as Barnie class at it's finest is demonstrated!

This video alone is enough to earn these Barnies the coveted "Barnie of the Year"

Award (coming NEXT MONTH!)

And their amazingly brilliant posts:

"HEY BAMANATION TERD SWALLOW A FAT LOAD OF CUM TILL YOU CHOKE BITCH!!! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS MAN CHANNEL PUSSY."

"REDWOLF YOU QUEER YOUR LET ME CATCH YOUR FATASS OUT YOU PUNK BITCH I'LL WHIP YOUR ASS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FAT ASS TERD FUCK THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TAMPON RAGS THEY'RE ALL DOUCHEBAG'S AND CHILMOLESTER'S .

S AND CHILD MOLESTER'S"

"AND why you're mother didn't plug your pussy hole up is beyond me whore."

"Fuck you dick sucker you lying piece of pantie's waste you got your ass handed to you in Miami you canot coach in the pro's your a loser of a duchebag it takes a real skilled coach to coach the pro's and you sir or no it your pathetic."

"Sir if you would kindly give me an address i will come to your house and kick your brains in and then you can become a retard like the rest of the alabama nation pussy then i will tie you up and you can watch me shove my dick in your mother's mouth which the worthless slut bag cum guzzling whore that she is will absolutely love till her two front teeth fall out and i fill her mouth up with my cum and make the nasty slutbag blow cum bubble's for me then i'll cut your fucking throat fuck the alawhammy douchebag's crimson tampon rags."

And they even graced me with their awesomeness by posting a comment on my youtube account:

"Hey fag your whole family is a piece of shit and your proably a chid molester like the rest of the alabama trash you fat fucking retard let me know your address pussy you aint crazy i'll beat your brains in then tie you up and make you watch me fuck your wife untill then fuck your fat ass team the alabam crimson tampon rags later crack head."

IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGGER! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

BARNIES OF THE WEEK.... HALLOWEEN EDITION!!!!

To honor the great Barnie Halloween tradition, and seeing how we're less than a week away from Halloween, this week's Barnie of the Week award goes to...

THE FRATERNITY KLANSMEN OF AUBARN (AL)!!

Aubarn (AL) is prominently known for it's virulent racism, and we as Barnies take pride in that -- hence being known as "the last college in America to still have a plantation mentality". Whether it's denying coaches the job who are of any other color than white (trash), denying bar entry to those who are of any other color than white (trash), or treating those who are of any other color than white (trash) like pieces of meat, we as Barnies can take pride in being ranked number 1 in yet another category!! HAHAHAHAHA BAMMERS, YOU HEAR THAT??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

Anti-Barnie of the week!

WAR DAMN (BAMMER) BANDWAGONER!