I present to you...
Two very fine representatives of the classy Aubarn (AL) Incestuous family: Tammy and Charles...
Two very fine representatives of the classy Aubarn (AL) Incestuous family: Tammy and Charles...
One is "Charles from Reeltown." The other is "Tammy," who lives so far out in the boondocks of Coosa County that rattlesnakes have free rein and mail carriers don't come to her house off a dirt road because it's a mile beyond the delivery limit.What these grandparents have in common is
a love for the Auburn Tigers anda disdain for most things crimson. As expected, they can't wait for the season to start Sept. 4.Satellite listeners are now familiar with them as they tune in the Paul Finebaum Radio Network and hear them castigate Alabama and Coach Nick Saban.
"I call him Nick the dictator or just 'Nictator,'" said "Charles," whose real name is Kenneth Fomby -- born and raised in Tallassee, but living in Reeltown the past quarter century.
"Fame ain't affected me none," said Tammy Hethcox. "I'm a redneck woman, and I'll always be one."
What's sad is these two gems have ten times more class than 90% of the barn-tards who parade Lee County in their ridiculous jacked-up trucks and their camouflage A-barn logos.
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This is what you refer to as "high-class Agbarn fans".
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