Update on THE Best Running Back in the State of Alabammer...

Newsweek is calling Tate's performance, "Miraculous! The best -5 yard running back in the NFL!"

USA Today is hailing Ben Tate as the "Preseason Rookie of the Year!"

Mike Singletary is raving, "Ben Tate is not ready for the NFL!"

Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness... yummy!

What is little man's syndrome?

It is Ben Tate's remarkable quote...

"I know I'm the best back in the state," Tate said. "I bet if you went and broke down film and asked teams in the SEC who is the best back in the state, I mean I feel like it's me."

Heisman Candidates Don't Cry!!!

Especially if you're the best back in the state....... of Maryland!

Hell... it seems crying is starting to become a new tradition around these parts!