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Looks like I'll now finally get to check Aubarn (AL)'s City Fest and seeing Farmer John perform live in person, off my Bucket List!!!
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HOT 2009 AUBARN (AL) ATTIRE JUST IN TIME FOR KICK-OFF...

You can pick 'em up at any Tigger Ragz shop in any trailer park lot near you, only in Opelika of course.

BTW, is that a steaming pile of poop our mascot is standing on?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Top 10 Reasons why Aubarn (AL)'s Plan to Sell A-Day Tickets Online May Not Work

This is a forewarning to all Barnies with plans to purchase A-Day tickets over the internet...  

10. Students think Internet hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. only....

9. Most fans would rather buy tickets at Feed 'N Seed store; and or rather purchase tickets to rodeos....

8. Students boycotting games over "No Sheep Allowed" policy....

7. Fans demanding seats upgraded from hay bales to stadium seats....

6. Students can't swipe debit cards on keyboard....

5. Aubarn (AL) students can't use White-Out to correct mistakes....

4. Not all classroom trailers are wired for electricity.... 

3. Like football team, AU fans have trouble putting 3 W's together....

2. Internet's not yet available at Aubarn (AL)....

1. Bama graduates control the Internet.