The Moral Victory National Championship Playoffs Begin...

Panic time for Barnies? NOT JUST YET...

WE CAN SURVIVE A WEEK WITHOUT ALABAMMER FOOTBALL!!!

Alabammer may have a bye week, but there's still hope and here's why....

Folks, I know Opelika is in a severe state of panic right now due to the fact that Alabammer's not playing tomorrow, and we as Barnies can't go a second without us some Alabammer, specially on Saturdays, but not all hope is lost...

Tomorrow, Aubarn (AL) is playing Ole Misses for those of you who didn't know. Now I know it's not Alabammer, but it's fourth-best at the max!!

Sure, maybe we can't hope and pray all day long prior to kick-off that Alabammer's opponent will defeat them, nor can we disect the game pointing out that the refs are on Bammer's side, nor can we point out how many times $atan drops the F-bomb on the sideline, nor can we fantasize all day long about wishing we could be them for a day laugh cause Bammer ain't us, but even we need to rest up on the Alabammer obsession every now and again...

And look on the bright side, Alabammer is playing LSYOU next weekend so they'll be back and we can focus back on them, and put Aubarn (AL) behind us!

So there ain't no need to panic... Alabammer will be back soon enough!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

LSYOU Fans got it right...

...'cause we're proud to be Alabammer rejects!

WAR DAMN ALABAMMER REJECTS HEY!

LSYOU REVIEW: No smoking cigars this year, boys!!!

The road to the national championship is starting to look a lot like these backroads over here in Lee County!

Looks like the real Tigerz of the SEC just caught us at a bad moment...

Some fans weren't too happy with Coach Gene Cheez-it's joke this time around...

Coach Gene Cheez-it (prominently known for his knee-slapping comedic skills and joke pulling) announced Saturday after the game that he was just kidding about winning the national championship. He said our real goal this year was to win the SEC title!

We've already ordered our maps so that we can find our way to Atlanter!

But in other (and better) news... HAHAHAHAHAHA ALABAMMER, WE SCORED MORE POINTS AGAINST TENNURSEE THAN YAL'L DID!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Next week, it's the Navy Nightmare game against Old Myss!

As if spending an entire day in Lee County wasn't nightmarish enough!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY...

Bryant Drive Examines the Possibilities of Where Nick $atan Might End Up....

Aubarn (AL) is calling your name...

A new Bammer site, Bryant Drive recently posted an article examining the Top Five Jobs Nick $atan may take after Alabammer is slammed with the death penalty in the not so distant future. For the record, I'm not AUbsessed with Alabammer, I just read this article to see if he mentioned Aubarn (AL) in the list.

The jobs listed were jeaLouS U, Notre Lame, Dallas Cowboys, Oakland Raiders, and Duke.

Now as an avid and certified Aubarn Man™, I don't agree entirely with the list this Bammer posted. In fact, seeing how Aubarn (AL) will buy out all of Alabammer's remaining championships and such, ultimately becoming Alabammer (our life-long dream) I think Aubarn (AL) should be the leading candidate to snag ole Satan himself.

He'd be a perfect fit if for some odd and strange reason Coach Gene Cheez-it doesn't work out, but that's utterly impossible. But just in case it's always good to have a back-up in mind.

I sure hope AD of the year, Jay Jacobs gets wind of Satan becoming available soon before it's too late!

Until next time... WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

Barnie of the week!

I honestly can't stand this, Barnie, but I'm going to use him as an example for the rest of the dysfunctional Aubarn Family...

This is what happens whenever you pay too much attention to Nick Satan. As you can see, this country bumpkin Barnie (a Wire Road specialty at that) used the classic Nick Saban term "Coon-Ass".

Folks, if you are a true Barnie, you do not use that word at Aubarn (AL), simply because Nick Satan says it. If Nick Satan were to tell his brother to go milk a cow, would you do it... Okay... Maybe that's not a good analogy. Let's try that again... If Nick Satan were to tell his brother to go jump off a cliff, would you tell your brother/sister/mother/cousin-wife to go jump off a bridge too?

If you want to be a TRUE Aubarn Man™, you don't run off and repeat after Nick Satan OR ANY Bammer at that. K?

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

I(ncomprehensible)-Man Speaks Out on the BCS Bowl Games

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller. 

HOLA COMPADRES... THIS IS I-MAN COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY!

YA KNOW, AS I SET AND WATCHED A LOWLY, LOWLY, LOWLY UTAH TEAM MANHANDLE THE BAMMERS LAST SATURDAY NIGHT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, JUST HOW BAD IS AUBARN GONNA BEAT THEM NEXT YEAR? I ALSO THOUGHT, WHY ON EARTH DIDN'T WE BEAT THEM THAT BAD THIS YEAR? THEN IT DAWNED ON ME: WE PLAYED AT TUBERVILLE STADIUM AND THE REFS GOT CONFUSED THINKING WE WERE LSU AND ALABAMMER WAS AUBARN (WHICH I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HECK THAT COULD HAPPEN). ANYWAY, THE REFS PLAYED A HUGE ROLE IN ALABAMMER'S WIN OVER AUBARN LAST NOVEMBER, BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR REAR ENDS, AS TOUGH AND GIFTED OF A COACH AS OLE GENE IS, HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE TO RELY ON THE ZEBRA BOYS TO BEAT ALABAMMER NEXT YEAR.

OLE GENE IS GOING TO WELCOME NICK SATAN INTO OPELIKA WITH OPEN ARMS, THEN HE'S GOING TO TEAR HIM A NEW ONE IN "THE JUNGLE".

I'LL GO AHEAD AND SUBMIT MY PRESEASON PREDICTION FOR NEXT YEAR IN NOW: AUBARN 34-57230945872390458732495863804765aoidghnvadosfn bvg4801239485709q83yfght - ALABAMMER 3 (ONLY CAUSE THAT SLY DEVIL SATAN CHEATS TO GET A FIELD GOAL).

I-MAN OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY! 

The GREAT Traditions of Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute

One of the greatest things about THE AlabammerOpelika Polytechnic Institute is the traditions that makes us who we are. To honor those great traditions, I'm going to fill those who aren't familiar with our great traditions in by way of this blog. These are some of our most notable traditions we're famously known for, which again, makes AlabammerOpelika Polytechnic Institute who we are. I hope y'all enjoy!

The Tiger Walk

This here is the Tiger Walk Tradition. It's one of our greatest and most famous traditions of all time.

Leading the pack is my good friend Boomer, disguised as one of the many Aubarn Elvis' who patrol our campus on gameday. What I always wonder the most is, "Could Boomer actually be the real Elvis?" But that's another story for another time. Boomer is always the Grand Marshall for this great pregame tradition!

The Tiger Walk became famous, many, many moons ago when the fraternity houses used to walk their cows through here during the pregame calling it, "The Cow Walk". The AOPI BOT figured if it was good enough for the cows, then it was good enough for the players, who back then, dressed out in the nearby woods.

PS: WE DID NOT STEAL THIS TRADITION FROM BOSTON COLLEGE!




The Samford Hall Public John
This is yet another great tradition, which our opposing fans enjoy participating in, but it's mainly the men, and occasionally a classy female or two. They always enjoy stopping by, before and after the games, to participate in such a rare tradition, cherishing the moment while letting it all squirt out.

This tradition was an instant success, which originally started after the 1999 Iron Bowl, and since then, seeing how it's grown rapidly amongst the opposing fans, we decided to rename our sign "The Samford Hall Public John".



Leaving Jordan-Haire-Cow-
Pasture-Stadium Early On
Yet again, this is another great tradition of ours! Early on, usually in the third quarter, we like to bail out on the team by leaving early when we're losing -- and that's most of the time! Heck, when UGA came to town in 2006, they were beating our butts so bad, the band even left at halftime!

By the end of the fourth quarter, in most games, only the opposing fans are left in the stadium; however, we don't let them stick around for too long because most of the time we like to break out the water hoses and hose those son of a guns down.

Just ask the Georgia fans about that one.

When I was just a young buck, my momma used to always tell me about this glorious tradition by saying, "Son, outside of the stadium in the third quarter, it looks like a gigantically silent pumpkin patch!"



Unarguably The Best Fans In Lee County!
Hands down, Aubarn has the best fans in Lee County, Georgia. Even though spelling may not be a top priority for my fellow Barnies, we're still the best in all the land -- that's why we can consider this another great tradition as well!



Helmet Stickers
This here is a new tradition of ours. Coach Gene Cheezit made it official, just the other day, that in the up and coming season, each Barnie player will receive a new helmet sticker for every touchdown or sack he/she records.

But a skeptical Barnie said to me last night, "They'd better not order to many because there won't be many touchdowns scored this year!"



Body Painting In Lake Barfield
This here is another great tradition, mainly participated in by the great students of AOPI.

Before each home game, in the wee hours of the morning, our students always run down to Lake Barfield, line up in an orderly fashion, strip down to their birthday suit, and cannonball into Lake Barfield. By the time our entire body makes contact with the water, it's fully absorbed into our skin, turning us all orange, like our great color!

There are times where some of us want to show our school-spirit off all week, therefore, we don't wash the orange off at all! One loyal Barnie jumped in during his freshman year, refusing to wash his body afterwards, and ten years later he's an orange-colored sophmore!

Ranking High Academically/Handing Out FREE Class-Credits For Little Or No Work At All!
Everyone in Opelika enjoys participating in this great tradition, even the local gas stations!

We do realize that we don't school the brightest students in America, but our football team ALWAYS manages to excel in terms of academics, notably our illiterate players with learning disabilities such as: Junior Rosegreen, "St-St-Stuttering" Kenny Irons, and the Illiterate Cadillac.

Professor Pette aka the greatest professor in AOPI History, always strives to give his 100% all to helping student-athletes improve and excel in the classrooms.

Perhaps one of our most intelligent players, ever to wear the historic orange and blue jerseys is our cadillac, and current pinto:
As stated, Mr. Cadillac: all-around super-genius!

In fact, this tradition is so great, each and every student and student-athlete, who received free class credits, also is rewarded with a free bumper sticker, to stay in touch with each other!

You can even find our advertisements on billboards, just above every mile-marker on the fabulous Highway 280!

Here's a piece of work one of our proud AOPI Sociology majors created, which can now be purchased at any Tigger Ragz store in Opelika:




James Gundlach
Pictured above is James Gundlach, one of the not so greatest professors at AOPI in the history of Aubarn/Opelika.

Professor Gundlach, prime nominee for Barnie of the Week, seems to have somewhat of a problem with other professors handing out free class credits for little or no work at all. Maybe it's because his end of the cow, isn't very meaty?!?!?!

Momma told me if it weren't for our fine Sociology department, 3/4th of our team wouldn't last long enough to see their redshirt freshman year! WOW!




Our Co-MVPs
Another great tradition of Aufarm football is... our Co-MVP's, pictured above.

We have a strong history of having opponents, playing in Jordan-Haire-Cow-Pasture Stadium, going against our football players, fans, coaches, cows, and referees. The refs always seem to do a better job than everyone else, and even LSU will admit that!

Source

LSU vs. Auburn – September 16, 2006
It was one of those typical SEC smash mouth, defensive struggles. LSU was up 3-0 at halftime, and Auburn had scored a touchdown in the third quarter to make it 7-3.
There were two calls that robbed LSU of a chance to win the game. The first was a catch resulting in a first down by Jacob Hester. Hester made the catch, but then dropped the ball and it went out of bounds. It was ruled a reception on the field. The play was reviewed and could only be overturned if “indisputable” evidence existed. The replay clearly showed that Hester had possession and took two full steps before dropping the ball, but the replay official overturned the call on the field.
Then with 2:46 left on the clock, LSU was going for it on 4th and 6. Jamarcus Russell dropped back and threw a dart to an open Early Doucet. Before Doucet could make the catch, an Auburn defender tackled him and drew a flag. The refs conferred and announced that it was pass interference on the defense and that LSU would advance 15 yards and get a 1st down.
Inexplicably, the referee then waved off the flag saying that there was no interference because the ball had been tipped by a defender. Back to the replay booth. The replay clearly showed that the ball was tipped, but only after Doucet was tackled. This meant that the interference happened before the tip; therefore the interference call should stand.
The replay official overturned the interference and gave the ball back to Auburn. It was later discovered that the replay official was not only an Auburn alumnus, but was also a big booster to the program. I guess that’s how he got the job. Nevertheless, this blatant home cooking cost LSU a chance to play for the SEC Championship and possibly a national title.
Source

Tiger, Our Late Mascot...

...won't be flying this coming football season.

The War Eagle's caretakers claim ole' Tiger died of the West Niles virus a few days after Alabammer cheated to beat us in 2008. But the funny thing is, Grandpa Colonel Dovard, an expertise in the field of bird hunting, has an eagle that looks JUST LIKE the late, great Tiger setting atop of his fridge. Grandpa Colonel Dovard claims, "Tiger's beak is a perfect beer can/bottle opener!"

Oh well, we still have over 10,000 other mascots to choose from in terms of replacing the eagle!



Rolling Booger's Corner

At Aubarn, we have the best damn traditions in Lee County. After we win a football game, or when Alabammer loses one, we hit up all the local gas stations and mini-marts in Opelika and Aubarn, stealing all the toilet paper they have. Then we follow that up by running back down to downtown Albarn and throwing it all in a tree!

It is, by far, the greatest tradition in Lee County, and it's an even bigger tradition than a lot of the high schools have around here! Heck, we'd rather throw toilet paper in trees than win a National Championship!

PS: WE DID NOT STEAL THIS TRADITION FROM WAKE FORREST!

Brothers Phil and Bill, two avid Barnies.

Brothers Phil and Bill, the sneaky and clever little son of a guns that they are, head down to Booger's Corner every Sunday morning and wrap all the toilet paper back up, then they head back down to Wire Road and sell it all. GENIUS! They also said, this coming year, they highly doubt they'll have enough toilet paper to wipe a goat's anus with. GENIUS!

THE ALBARN HOMECOMING PARADE

The Albarn homecoming parade is another great tradition of Opelika -- even greater than the homecoming rodeo (which you'll read about later on down the page).

Featured in the above photo is Clanton on his vintage 1967 Opelika Farmer's Market tractor. He's had that tractor ever since the Shug Jordan era, and he's driven it in every Opelika homecoming parade ever since then!

THE ALBARN HOMECOMING RODEO

Rodeos in Opelika is like a second religion. We firmly worship them, even more than we do Alabammer.

Each weekend, AOPI hosts some darn good rodeos, but the rodeo of the year is always the homecoming rodeo. Here is a few pics I snapped for the AUbarnie Blogsite at last year's Tennerssee-Martin homecoming game:




Homecoming Queens at Wire Road Get N Go

The Wire Road Get N Go gas station is where all the Barnie homecoming queens earns their stripes!

My mom, bless her heart, is the official homecoming queen trainer, which she's a large contributer to the "Help Aubarn's Marching Band Guys Get Laid" charity. She told me the other night that not all of the homecoming queens are females, because even Aubarn guys will take anything and that's another great Aubarn tradition in itself!



Boozing It Up At Booger's Corner

This here is Thorn participating in his favorite Aubarn tradition.

When we lose football games, we enjoy picking up ludes from Toomer's Drugs and buying a six-pack on top of that, then soak it all in/down at Booger's Corner.

An Alabammer fan said the other day, "You guys will end up having to join an AA club at the end of next season." GENIUS!



Official Polytechnic Institute Suppliers
To honor the many, many, legendary cows of Aubarn, Under Armor changed their name, simply because of us to "Udder Armor" and even offered us a new ten year deal, which we gladly accepted! Goodbye, Walmart brand known as Russel Athletics and HELLO UDDER ARMOUR!



AND OUR BIGGEST...
AND GREATEST...
AND BESTEST TRADITION IN THE STATE OF ALABAMMER...
We're number 2! ENOUGH SAID!

Pat Dye Endorses Chizik Hire

How do I know? Just have a gander at the look on his face. He's just as focused as Coach Cheez-it is. The look on his face is just enough to tell us that we have the right man for the job. I'm so excited for the future! It's brighter than the flames from that barn that burnt down here a few years ago during the LSWho game! WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

GENE CHIZIK HIRED!!! GREATEST HIRE EVUR!!!11

When I first heard that Gene Chizik was officially announced as a candidate for the Polytechnic Institute job, the first thing that struck my mind was: a national championship.

Coach Mack Brown thanks Coach Cheez-it for winning

the 2005 BCS Championship for the Longhorns.

Saturday December 13th 2008 was the day that Barnies, such as myself, will NEVER EVER forget. It was the beginning of a new chapter in the historical novel that is Aubarn football.

When coach Cheez-it stepped off of that plane, you could feel a sense of "change" in the air. I'm not referring to the "change" President-elect Obama is proposing, I'm talking a change of which impacted the entire Opelika community... a change of attitude; winning; success; character; and all around greatness.

*A look at Coach Cheez-it's past accomplishments and predictions of future accomplishments*

Coach Cheez has a plan -- a plan to restore the order in Polytechnic Institute football.

2004: He led us (Opelika) to our first ever Opelika Farmer's Market National Championship. We were undefeated AND we also beat Bammer that year AND he beat Nick Satan, who was at LSU, but it still counts.

2005: He led the Texas Longhorns to a BCS National Championship and defeated the greatest team, second to us, the USC Trojans.

I feel a sense of change in the air around Opelika -- and it ain't the fresh smell of cow manure wafting throughout the loveliest village on the plains either. It's championships -- something only HE could deliver, which Tuberneck never could do. Here's my predictions:

2009: He'll lose an overtime game against LSU by 1 point (but only because them darn refs will screw us again). But he'll rebound by winning every other game, including Bammer and Satan.

2010: He'll go undefeated, beating Bammer and Satan for two in a row, and will win the national championship.

2011: See 2010, only make that three in a row over Bammer and a remarkable winning record over that overrated piece of cow manure, Nick Satan.

I have a feeling we'll continue to repeat the 2010 and 2011 years from then on out. Plus, unlike Satan, Coach Cheez-wiz is man of his word. To prove it, he took a step down from Iowa State, just to take over the Polytechnic job. Why would he leave us, especially when he'll be so successful here?

Coach Chizik rides in like the midnight rider, and tagging alongside of the legend in the making is his new pet cow, donated to him by The Polytechnic Institute and the citizens of Opelika.

War Dadgum Eagle to all Hey!

Paying Homage to Tommy Tuberneck aka THE Greatest Coach EVER!

It's official dysfunctional Barnie family, Thomas Hawley Tuberneck has been shitcanned out of Opelika.

His last words to his wife, before leaving was, "Chain the tires to the roof, hitch the ball to the trailer 'cause our butts are OUT of this cow-town!"

Ladies and gentlemen of the Barnie jury, today is a sad very sad day in Aubarn history.

In honor of our greatest coach ever, I'm going to pay homage to the coach who delivered us six straight national championships from 02-07.

Coach Tuberneck holds up five fingers signifying his third straight national championship victory over Alabammer.

In the winter of 1954, Mr. and Mrs. Tuberneck senior had a little happy time in the back of their old Ford pickup truck, nine months later they conceived a child by the name Thomas Hawley Tuberneck. After growing up in an uncivilized small town community in the middle of Nowhere, Arkansas, not having much of nothing (which is why I think Aubarn feels like home to him), he decided he wanted to be a head coach when he grew up.

Young Coach Tuberneck always knew when to take opposing offenses to the woodshed.

In 1997, he took his first head coaching job at The University of Mississippi, or colloquially known as Ole Miss. Under Tuberneck, in five years, Tuberneck led the Ole Miss to a 25-20 record, and an even more impressive 12-20 SEC record, which is lightyears away from what them there Rebels are accustomed to.

Tuberneck at Ole Miss (before the gray hair appeared). Boy, little Tubby sure was as cute as a button back then!

In late 1998, Aubarn polytech was struggling and luckily for us, Tuberneck agreed to step down from Ole Miss to take over the struggling Polytechnic Institute, succeeding Tator Tot Bowden. In 1998, we successfully hired the head coach of the only SEC team we managed to beat that year, which of course, was Tommy Tuberneck--and we brought him here in one of YellaMan's very own, pressure treated pine(wood)box.

Tuberneck's PineBox provided by YellaWood pressure treated pinewood company.

Tuberneck gets his "ducks in a row" by arranging his first annual Tuberneck Duck Hunting Memorial Hunt at Aufarm in 1998.

In his first year at Aubarn Tech, he overachieved leading the struggling Opelika Cowgirls to a remarkable and unforgettable 5-6 record. What was even better was knowing Tuberneck had a little trouble competing with the bammers' self proclaimed "fatherly institute." But good news was starting to peak: Alabammer was playing Russian Roulette with the NCAA, and the NCAA took them Bammerz DOWN!

The sheep, fanz, playerz, administration, students, and Wire Road inhabitants all rejoiced over Tuberneck's sheer awesomeness!

This meant, Tuberneck could do all the duck hunting he wanted in the offseason, and still beat Alabammer in recruiting!

So, Alabammer was slammed with perhaps the worst NCAA sanctions known to mankind (thanks to Tuberneck's rare coaching skills) and Tuberneck's skills also forced them to go through five different coaches.

Despite his true greatness, he took it easy on the NCAA and coaching beleaguered Alabammer team, only owning them six times in a row.

Nostradamus Tuberneck, the true American hero that he is, displays how many losses we'd have in the '08 campaign.

Even fellow Barnies showed up to the Alabammer/Clemson (who we also beat) game (cause it was more important) to support Tuberneck's/Nostradamus' preseason predictions.

But all good things must come to an end. In the preseason of 2008, Tuberneck, the modern day nostradamus that he is, knew we'd lose seven games. He even displayed it on hand (literally) in the preseason, and even before our final game of the year, which was against Alabammer for the National Championship.

Age (not the return of Alabammer) got the best of Ole' Tuberneck.

That sure is an ugly crimson-colored scoreboard!

Unfortunately, due to his age AND NOT BECAUSE ALABAMMER IS BACK, he lost seven games, which was the most he'd lost since before Alabama's program fell apart his first year at The Polytechnic Institute.

After Alabammer cheated to beat him 36-0, due to age (and not the fact that he couldn't compete with the machine across the state), Tuberneck felt it was best to step down. And because our Aufarm Board of Trustees are so genuinely kind, they handed him his hush moneybuyout because they felt "it was the right thing to do."

The osmose yella wood fella hands Tuberneck his hush money buyout because "it was the right thing to do."

Now, we're without a coach, but never fear Aubarn faithful, we've had a history of hiring proven cheaterswinners such as Shrug, Dye, Tator, Brother Bill, and Tuberneck. I'm quite certain... no, POSITIVE, our next hire will be an even better hire than Tuberneck was.

Tuberneck holding all the BCS National Championships he won in his career as a head coach.

*Tuberneck over the years*

7-7 all-time versus Alabammer, but he won six straightnot during a time of which they underwent NCAA sanctions and the changing of a head coach every 2-3 years.

35-33 overall record and 16-32 record in SEC play OUTSIDE OF Alabammer's worst years85-40 in ten years as Polytechnic head coach.

1 SEC title in 14 years, which is good considering this is the toughest conference in the universe, and that Nick Saban had to cheat to win two SEC titles in five years at LSWho?.

2004 OPELIKA FARMER'S MARKET NATIONAL CHAMPIONS where Tuberneck didn't cheat to defeat LSU by 1 point, didn't allow his players to cheat in Sociology class so that they could remain eligible to play football, didn't struggle with an injury-plagued Alabama team, and didn't win a nailbiter over Virginia Tech in the Sugar bowl by 3 points.

Tuberneck was also featured on the cover of one of the most prestigious magazines in all of the universe, which was a direct shot at Nick Saban after he was featured on the cover of some irrelevant second-rate magazine in the preseason of Tuberneck's last year.
Tuberneck featured on the cover of Second Fiddle Magazine, courtesy of gump4heisman.

And Six* straight National Championship wins over Alabammer.

You think Master Chef Tuberneck is retiring? Think again...

Tuberneck gets to work at his new job at the War eagle Supper Club.

Tuberneck recently started his new job as a cook at the Supper Club here in Opelika. He has previous experience in fish frying and his resume was so overly overwhelming, the Supper Club hired him immediately.

We, here at the AUbarnie Blog wish him the absolute best of luck in the culinary industry.

WE'LL MISS YOU COACH, TUBERNECK!