I(ncomprehensible)-Man on Coach Cheez-it's First Recruit...

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka only undefeated Finebaum caller.

WHHHHHHAZZZZZZZ UP!!!!! HERE COMES ME, LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN MY FELLOW BARNIE HOMEDOGS!!

WELL... WELL... WELL... IT LOOKS LIKE COACH GENE CHEEZIT HAS STOLEN THE RECRUITING SPOTLIGHT AWAY FROM COACH SATAN SABAN ALREADY!

HELL, AUBARN MAY BE RANKED 26TH NOW, BUT WE'RE ALREADY THREATENING ALABAMMER'S NUMBER 4 RANKING ACCORDING TO RIVALS.COM.

ANYWAY, WE STOLE OLE HARRIS GASTON AWAY FROM COLLEGE FOOTBALL POWERHOUSES: UAB, MISSISSIPPI STATE, KENTUCKY, AND VANDERBILT, WHO BARELY BEAT US BY A POINT THIS YEAR!!!!

I FEEL HARRIS GASTON WILL DESTROY THOSE ALABAMMER WIDE RECEIVERS IN THE NEAR FUTURE, AND HE WILL LEAD US TO ANOTHER IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SOMETIME SOON. I CAN'T WAIT.

BAMMERS BEWARE AND COACH SATAN YOU'D BETTER FEAR AND KNOW THAT YOUR NUMBER 4 RANKING IS IN SERIOUS JEOPARDY BECAUSE AUBARN RECRUITING IS MOVING ON UP, BITCHES!!!

I-MAN OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!

***Moderator's Note: I intend on posting my thoughts on Coach Cheez-it's first "big time" recruit sometime Wed. evening. WDEH***

Otis Franklin vs. Arthur Gustav Malzahn III

VS.

-Otis has brown hair (with gray sideburns) - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III has brown hair (with gray sideburns).

-Otis was a successful offensive coordinator at Kentucky and Troy State - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III was a successful offensive coordinator at Arkansas and Tulsa.

-Otils led the SEC in passing (at Kentucky) - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III led the SEC in rushing (at Arkansas)

-Otis produced: "The Tony Franklin System Seminar" - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III produced: "Hurry Up No Huddle - An Offensive Philosophy"

-Otis is renowned for his world-famous 'no huddle offensive philosophy' - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III is renowned for his world-famous 'no huddle offensive philosophy'

-Otis stirred up a few rounds of controversy at Kentucky - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III stirred up a few rounds of controversy at Arkansas

-Otis was a coach at The AlabamaOpelika Polytechnic Institute - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III IS a coach at The AlabamaOpelika Polytechnic Institute

-Otis coached under Tommy Tuberneck - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III coached against Tommy Tuberneck

-Otis rented out a luxurious two-bedroom double-wide on Wire Road (and was evicted immediately after his firing) - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III now resided in the luxurious two-bedroom double-wide Otis once resided in

-Otis' coaching career originated in the high school ranks - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III's coaching career originated in the high school ranks

-Otis takes Viagra - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III takes Enzyte

-Otis' offensive system is considered "basketball on grass" - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III's offensive system is considered to be "kamikaze on grass"

-Otis' career met its untimely demise in Opelika - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III's offensive credibility met its untimely demise the day he agreed to work for Gene Cheezit

-Otis originated the "I can't believe it's not working" formation - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III originated the Houston Nutt formation

-Otis has a killer name - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III has a killer name


...You tell us who deserves the greatest of all-time Polytechnic Institute Coordinator Award...

Is it Otis?


Or is it Arthur Gustav Malzahn III?