$CAM LOOTIN'S NOW ON TWITTER!!!

I was in Atlanta...or was I? RT @ErinAndrews ALERT: The Lee Corso Gm Day mascot head was stolen in Corvallis.


My dad's church is now using Cammy Cam Juice as one of the elements in the Lord's Supper. #wareagle


I'll only answer questions that are on my cheat sheet that was prepared for me by my lawyer.


Watching #Lebron's return to Cleveland and hoping that Auburn fans don't treat me like this when truth comes out and I take their $ and run.


Just call me webCam: http://www.youtube.com/user/02thescoop


These #blackfriday deals on laptops are ridiculous! Almost as good as...nevermind. #wareagle

I wanted to get Facebook but my dad made me get Twitter.


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ESPN Aubarn (AL) Fail

With all the recent spelling mishaps taking place in Tuscalooser, as we questioned whether or not Alabammer hirez Aubarn (AL) grads or not, it appears ESPN may have an Aubarn (AL) grad or two working CG in the control room.

With that being said, regardless as to whether they do have AUtards working in the control room or not...

HAHAHAHAHAHA ALABAMER, ESPEN WAS TALKING BOUT US AND NOT YOU. THEY GOT US CONFUSED WITH LSWHO CAUSE THEY HAD THEIR MINDS ON US AND NOT YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

Gameday is coming to Aubarn (AL)...

So what kind of signs should you expect to see?

ESPN's Little Brother Network to Televise the State of Alabammer's Little Brother Program...

Any questions?

The Difference Between Alabammer and Aubarn (AL)...

Eager to know the difference between Alabammer and Aubarn (AL)? The answer lies just below in the pictures...

"S" the coach...

"S" The Sanctioned...

Bear Bryant Obsession...

Bear Bryant AUbsession...

The Start of a New Legacy...

The Start of a New Legacy (Barnie version)...

Got 12...

Got 12...

Alabammer at ESPN's Gameday...

Aubarn (AL) at Alabammer's ESPN Gameday...



Aubarn (AL) on ESPN's Gameday...


Parole Tide...

Even Saban Predicts Seven...

Other classic Barnie Gameday signs worth noting (couldn't find the pics): TERRANCE CODY IS FAT; $ $ATAN $; SARAH JESSICA PARKER WILSON; GOT SIX?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!

PREDICTIONS: 2008

This quote was taken from an ESPN page, written by a man called Mark Schlabach. 

"17. Auburn will name Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting
After the Tigers lose their first three games against Louisiana Tech, Mississippi State and West Virginia, Auburn will name offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting to succeed recently hired Gene Chizik. USC quarterback Mitch Mustain, who played for Malzahn in high school and briefly at Arkansas, will transfer to Auburn."

Photo courtesy of Church of Saban

Okay, so it's obvious ole' Mark Schlabach is Bammer biased, just like the rest of the liberal media is.  

What is he seeing that we Barnies aren't? He must be as blind as the possum Granny Joan fried up last night for us.

This is just another reason for me to hate all the media, outside of The Opelika-Aubarn News. They're the most credible and unbiased news source, second to the AUbarnie Blogger of course. I want some of what he's smoking, because I sure as hell know it ain't that good stuff that ole' Coach Dye is growing down on his end of the farm. What's he gonna tell us next, Paul Finebaum is his bammer bed buddy? Or better yet, Paul Finebaum is a barnie? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! RIDICULOUS!

I'll be sure to send this moron, Mark Schlabach a friendly email immediately after we win the Iron Bowl National Championship and the BCS Championship next year... it's coming!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

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Karma Returns the Favor for Barkley

A mere few days after having shoes tossed at him for his absurd comments, which occurred just a mere few days before he had shoes tossed at him, Sir Charles "The Governator Wannabe" Barkley was arrested for "suspicion of misdemeanor DUI" last Wednesday according to multiple sources.

Sir Charles Barkley claimed he was "in a hurry to receive oral sex from the female passenger riding with him when he ran through a stop sign, without stopping."

After being taken into the slammer, Barkley also told a civilian employee, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if they would get him out of the DUI, the official police report states.

Note to Bammers and all other rivals and ESPN pundits: This is a prime example of what happens when you speak so poorly about Aubarn; watch out!
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