Top 10 Reasons why Aubarn (AL)'s Plan to Sell A-Day Tickets Online May Not Work

This is a forewarning to all Barnies with plans to purchase A-Day tickets over the internet...  

10. Students think Internet hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. only....

9. Most fans would rather buy tickets at Feed 'N Seed store; and or rather purchase tickets to rodeos....

8. Students boycotting games over "No Sheep Allowed" policy....

7. Fans demanding seats upgraded from hay bales to stadium seats....

6. Students can't swipe debit cards on keyboard....

5. Aubarn (AL) students can't use White-Out to correct mistakes....

4. Not all classroom trailers are wired for electricity.... 

3. Like football team, AU fans have trouble putting 3 W's together....

2. Internet's not yet available at Aubarn (AL)....

1. Bama graduates control the Internet.

Barnie of the week!

Your destiny awaits you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8XXJiaeMaA

Your And we here at the AUbarnie sincerely hope you enjoy... We'll update the post as soon as we catch us a new mouse to work the Opelika server!

But until then...

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

AUbarnie: "I'll Be Back"...

As you can see above, due to technical difficulties with the current Opelika server, the Internet has been a real headache here of late in the trailer park.

They say the mouse died of a massive heart attack (I guessed we over-worked him), so now we'll have to roam the cow pastures and nearby woods and catch us another one!

Posting will be slow this week; however, when we return, we promise to deliver you all the Barnie of the week posts you can stomach! In addition, I(ncomprehensible)-Man has an article in holding that is a MUST READ for Bammers and Barnies alike!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!