AUbarnie: October 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

The old saying goes, "Cam "God" Newton is what every man wants to be, and what every woman wants in between her sheets." Just 'cause we livez in the deep south and are the biggest damn conservatives in the world, who sayz some of our classy Aubarn (AL) Men don't want Newtron in between his sheets too?

Perhaps this classy Aubarn (AL) Man seen this photo a few days before he had the rare privilege of touching our savior... just trying to get a hand on it, or in it?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

What is little man's syndrome?

THAT U OF A TEAM AUBARN (AL) + THE OFFICIALS BEAT, WASN'T EXACTLY THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMMER...

Rammer Jammur, Yeller Hammer, Go To Heyll Alabammer!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

I(ncomprehensible)-Man's Thoughts on Cam "Jesus" Newtron, Ole Myth, and the 2010 CF Season...

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka
the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ON THE FINEBAUM SHOW, JUST LIKE MY MIGHTY AUBARN (AL) TIGERZ DO ON THE FIELD... WHAT ABOUT YAL'L, MY FELLOW BAMMER ~~ENVYING~~ HATING AUBARN (AL) FAMILY MEMBERZ???

YA KNOW, RIGHT NOW AUBARN (AL) IS UNDEFEATED AND ALABAMMER IS DEFEATED!!! ALABAMMER LOST TO A TEAM WE STRAIGHT UP OBLITERATED SO BAD, STEVE SPURRIER HAD TO PUT HIS SECOND STRING QUARTERBACK IN!!! AND WHAT DID ALABAMMER DO THAT TEAM??? THEY STRAIGHT UP GOT WHOOPED ON!!!

BY MY LOGIC, ALABAMMER IS GONNA GET PWNED BY THE MESSIAH, DELL CAM NEWTON! IT AIN'T EVEN GONNA BE CLOSE!!! ALABAMMER DOESN'T HAVING THE COACHING THAT CLEMSON HAS. THEY DON'T HAVE THE QUARTERBACK THAT MISSERSIPPI STATE HAS. AND THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T HAVE THE DEFENSE THAT KENTUCKY HAS. THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE WON BY 3 POINTS, AND GUESS WHAT... WE'RE GONNA WIN BY 300 IN THE IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! AUBARN WILL SCORE 300 POINTS IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, AND BECAUSE THOSE CHEATING, CROOKED REFS ARE ON BAMMERZ SIDE, THEY'LL ENFORCE A MERCY RULE AND END THE GAME, BEFORE CAM "NICK SATAN" NEWTON CAN SCORE 3000 ON THEM!!

BOOK IT NOW AND BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!! I'VE ALREADY CONTACTED VEGAS AND SO SHOULD YOU... UNTIL NEXT TIME... I-MAN.... OUT!

CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

What is little man's syndrome?

Bob Davie: "You have to worry about the Auburn fans; there are a lot of fans here in orange jerseys, if they're not exhausted. Cheering so hard for South Carolina in that game earlier this afternoon. I mean, the roar in this stadium (from Auburn fans) when South Carolina scored you would of thought there was a live game going on."

Vicarious Living

The biggest cheers from the Auburn contingent Saturday night might have been about a game more than 400 miles away.

Tigers fans twice broke out in cheers as news of state rival Alabama’s loss to South Carolina spread.

A group gathered in the corner of one upper deck to peer into a luxury box, which showed the Gamecocks’ 35-21 upset of the Crimson Tide.

They cheered loudly in the pre-game when USC running back Marcus Lattimore scored a late touchdown. They erupted again when the final score was announced over the PA during the first half.