Aubarn (AL)'s Inferiority Complex Level Chart

This was released today by the Aubarn (AL)/Opeliker Newz...

What is little man's syndrome?

It is ITA(AL)T...


Currently, out of 22 topics on the main page forum, 19 are Alabama topics...

SI article on why bama's title deserves an asterisk...

UATer told my 6yr old son his dad was a loser this morning

New Facebook status

OMG after a rough night this story makes my day...

New facebook status

Even they knew this one is tainted

Could Jerry Jones come after Saban?

Classless Saban running up the score after a secure win.

38 quarters without holding..

Now that the cheaters have shot their wad.

Why is Mark Ingrams dad some kind of hero

BCS Trophy To Be Displayed in t-town Walmart.....Saturday...arrive early...

All American Tiffin misses extra point = funny**

bammers cheated again

The hit on McCoy was illegal

Some USC fans dropping Sabans name as replacement coach if PC leaves

All in All I would rather be an 8-5 AUBURN Man than a Bammer

Ingram is a theif just like his daddy

Bama still sucks

AND...

The Corner of Wire Road and Slug!

Currently, out of 17 posts, 10 are Alabama topics...

Tebow 1: 1-2

WRAS picks the SEC Championship Game

Bammer of the week

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is SPUAT's deal with hats?

Got Asterisk?

McElroy digs deep and pulls out SPUAT's 8th* National Championship

Where else would it go?

Bammer of the week

ESPN polls regarding BCSMNC game

I(ncomprehensible)-Man-Clause Speaks Out on the Bowl Season

I-Man Clause: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller aka the only Santa Clause with black chest hair.

HO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A BOTTLE OF RUM HO HO HO!!! HERE I AM LIIIIIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE NORTH POLE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN CLAUSE MY LITTLE ELF-LETTES!!!

YA KNOW, ALABAMMER CHEATED TO BEAT FLORIDA. THE REC PUT THEM IN PLACE TO BEAT FLORIDER, SETTING THEM UP ON THE GRANDEST STAGE AGAINST TEXAS (SOURCES HAVE ALREADY CONFIRMED IT). HOWEVER, TEXAS AIN'T NO UTAH... THEY'RE BETTER!! WAY BETTER IN FACT. IN FACT, TEXAS IS GONNA BEAT ALABAMMER SO BADLY, THOSE RENTED MULES WE GOTS THAT WE BEATS DOWN HERE IN COW TOWN WILL SEEM LIKE A MINI VACATION AT THE OPELIKA INN!!

SOURCES HAVE ALREADY CONFIRMED THE OFFICIALS IN THE GAME DECLINES THE REC'S CHANCES OF PAYING THEM TO LET ALABAMMER WIN, SO IT'S GONNA BE OOOOOONNNNN AND TEXAS IS GONNA DO TO ALABAMMER WHAT AUBARN (AL) WAS GONNA DO TO ALABAMMER BEFORE THE REC STEPPED IN (AND EVEN THOUGH THEY CHEATED, THEY STILL DIDN'T BLOW US OUT).

I FEEL AWFULLY BAD FOR ALABAMMER AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. TEXAS IS TEN STEPS BETTER THAN UTAH AND TEXAS IS GOING TO WHIP BAMMER THE WAY I WHIP THAT BOTTLE OF JACK EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!!

WELL, IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO MY REINDEERS CAUSE THEY ACTING A FOOL Y'ALL.

UNTIL NEXT YEAR, I-MAN CLAUSE OUT!!

YOU CAN CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK EVERY MONDAY-FRIDAY!

Aubarn (AL) receives invite to the Outback Bowl...

...and that's ironic considering we've got thousands of Aubarn (AL) grads working at Outback's all 'cross the country!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

Aubarn (AL) Obliterates BCS Powerhouse Louisiana-Tech... 13 Left!

Can you say... 6-19? 6-19? 6-19?

Is it just me, or does Coach Cheez-it look eerily similar to Roy Scheider in his younger days?

Folks, if you didn't get to catch Aubarn (AL)'s convincing victory over BCS powerhouse Louisiana-Tech, then you missed several historic moments unveil themselves last Saturday night: Gene Cheez-it's Aubarn (AL) debut; Gene Cheez-it's SIXTH career victory; the first game of Aubarn (AL)'s 2009 BCS/Iron Bowl National Championship season; and lastly Gene Cheez-it being awarded a brand spankin' new double-wide on Wire Road, courtesy of the Aubarn (AL) Athletic Department for beating the second best "Tech" program in the country (the first being us).

Coach Cheez-it said he's already made hotel reservations in Pasadena, California!

At least we beat the best Tech team in the state of Louisianer, while Alabammer struggled with a no-named Tech team from somewhere up North.

Courtesy of In The Know over at The Crapstone Report

Tune in this Saturday as Aubarn (AL) and Coach Gene Cheez-it focuses their attention on Alabammer Mississippi State for Aubarn (AL)'s second win of the season and Coach Gene Cheez-it's SEVENTH career win!

The road continues THIS SATURDAY!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

Coming soon...

The Aubarnie's week-to-week coverage: The Road to the BCS Championship!

...we ain't talking about the Iron Bowl National Championship, we're talking second-best: BCS baby!

Hosted by none other than... ME! DALE!


"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step!"
-Eric Smith

The journey begins this weekend!

BAMMER LOST TO US!!!

As you all are aware, as a Barnie, you have two favorite teams: Alabammer's opponent and sometimes Aubarn. Now, considering that you represent the county of Lee by also representing Alabammer's opposition, in all actuality, technically by Alabammer losing to a Barnie's second favorite team, which is Alabammer's opposition, that basically means Alabammer lost to The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute as well.

This was the scene in Opelika after Alabammer lost to The Opelika Polytechnic Institute 31-17 Saturday night:

Which ultimately resulted in this:


Ladies and gentlemen, a new streak has begun. As of Saturday night, The Polytechnic Institute is now 1-0 against Alabammer and here's to number two which is coming next November!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY AND HA HA ALABAMMER IS 12-2!

Notes From the Toilet Bowl

Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institutes' official I-Man Clause Toilet Bowl Logo.

Here's how the Aubarnie blogger currently stands in terms of SEC Bowl Game predictions: 1-3.

Currently, we predict every SEC team to win but Alabammer. We also predicted us to win our very own bowl: the toilet bowl, simply because our opponent forfeited the game (even though we're so gosh darn awesome, nobody was man enough to play Gene Cheezit).

We'll have our post-game thoughts on the crappy bowl that Alabammer went to as soon as it's over.

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!