What is little man's syndrome?

It is Jay Jacobs' Master Plan...

Jay Jacobs wants to make one thing perfectly clear. The Auburn Tigers are not copycats.

The Auburn AD is very much aware that his biggest rival is finishing its second major expansion in the last four years, that Bryant-Denny Stadium now looks like Jordan-Hare on HGH.

But if you're waiting for Auburn to follow Alabama's lead, don't hold your breath until you turn blue. Or orange.

"We're not going to increase our capacity just because someone else is increasing their capacity," Jacobs said. "We're going to do what's best for us."

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BARNIES OF THE WEEK!!!!!

I present to you...

Two very fine representatives of the classy Aubarn (AL) Incestuous family: Tammy and Charles...

One is "Charles from Reel­town." The other is "Tammy," who lives so far out in the boon­docks of Coosa County that rat­tlesnakes have free rein and mail carriers don't come to her house off a dirt road because it's a mile beyond the delivery limit.

What these grandparents have in common is a love for the Auburn Tigers and a disdain for most things crimson. As ex­pected, they can't wait for the season to start Sept. 4.

Satellite listeners are now fa­miliar with them as they tune in the Paul Finebaum Radio Net­work and hear them castigate Alabama and Coach Nick Sa­ban.

"I call him Nick the dictator or just 'Nictator,'" said "Charles," whose real name is Kenneth Fomby -- born and raised in Tallassee, but living in Reeltown the past quarter cen­tury.

"Fame ain't affected me none," said Tammy Hethcox. "I'm a redneck woman, and I'll always be one."

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Aubarn (AL) is the NEW number 1 team in the land!!!

HAHAHAHA ALABAMMER!!! AJC VOTES US THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FAN BASE AND NOT YALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1. Auburn (No. 2 in 2008, No. 6 in 2010 AJC.com poll): Because Tiger fans still worship at the tainted feet of Pat Dye. Because they run off coaches on a whim. Because they’ve grown as arrogant as Alabama backers without one-tenth the justification. Because they’re still whining over the national championship they didn’t win in 2004. Because the world’s worst fan — the Montgomery banker Bobby Lowder — is an Auburn man. And because I would pay money (though not a lot) to see Bobby Lowder in jean shorts.

-AJC

All I gots to say is we have every right to be obnoxious:

-6 straight Iron Bowl National Championship victories
-1/2 AP title in a gazillion years
-Just as many SEC titles as Georgia Tech*
-Just as many bowl appearances as Alabama has bowl victories
-Coach 13-24
-More mascots than Lindsey Lohan has freckles
-Trailer Park housing
-Aubarn (AL) University endorsed rodeos
-Fraternity KKK meetings
-A university that looks like a brickyard puked onto a cow pasture

And last but not least...

We've gots the best looking cows in America!

GOT ALL THAT BAMMER? YOU SURE DON'T!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

*Georgia Tech left the SEC in 1964

Think again Byron...

Byron owns one of the finest BBQ pits here in Lee County (the FDA blames Byron for 90% of the Lee County population being overweight)... Byron also owns 3/4ths of the junkyards in Lee County.

This Bud is for you, Byron!

The AUbarnie song of the day...

NO TOSSING USED TOILET PAPER IN THE TREES TODAY, GANGSTERS!!!

"Southern California has been stripped of its 2004 Grantland Rice Trophy, which was awarded to the Trojans for winning the national championship that season.

However, the Football Writers Association of America (FWAA) declined to name a replacement for USC"s vacated spot.

There was some thought that Auburn might be named the 2004 national champion by the FWAA with USC being stripped of the title, and that was a scenario that was discussed. Ultimately, the FWAA decided not to name anybody."

-USC's Loss Isn't Aubarn (AL)'s Gain

Never has a school boasted so much, yet claimed so little....
-Unknown (haha)

I(ncomprehensible)-Man Returns...

And him's bringing the Mountain Man Band along with hims!

Do you have a thirst for Incomprehensible Man's dizzy logic?

Are you hungry for some blind Incomprehensible Man commentary?

Are you unable to listen to his ongoing nonsense on the Paul Finebaum show?

Do you miss Incomprehensible Man's weekly ya ya just as much as you miss the girl/guy who took your virginity?

If the aforementioned applies to you, well you're in luck because Incomprehensible Man IS BACK and he has a letter to all of the faithful Aubarn (AL) Men and Women and children and pets:

WAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUP!!! HERE I COME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN MY ALBURN PEEPS!!!

FORGIVE MY HIATUS BUT I-MAN HAS BEEN ON A SPIRITUAL JOURNEY BITCHES! THAT'S RIGHT, ONE DAY UPON AWAKENING I DECIDED I HAD ENOUGH AND IT WAS TIME FOR A CHANGE. SO I LOADED UP MY PICKUP WITH RAMEN NOODLES AND VIENNA SAUSAGES AND BUD LIGHT AND PULLED OUT THE DRIVEWAY. THEN... MY FUCKING TRUCK BROKE DOWN NOT EVEN FIVE MILES FROM THE HOUSE. SO THEN, I BEGAN TO WALK. SOME CALL IT A LABOR OF LOVE, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS. I WAS WALKING BECAUSE I LOVE AUBARN. MY DESTINATION: THE GREAT BEYOND AKA INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA.

NOW WHY WAS I WALKING ALL THE WAY TO INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA? DUHHHH TO DELIVER EVIDENCE OF ALABAMMER CHEATING. PLAIN AND SIMPLE. ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT, I DID IN FACT MAKE IT TO INDIANAPOLIS BUT THE FREAKING NCAA HEADQUARTERS WERE CLOSED, AND I WAS STUCK INT HE POURING RAIN BUT I DID THE SMART THING AND LEFT THE LETTER ON THE DOORSTEP.

SO ANY DAY NOW THE NCAA WILL DELIVER THE HAMMER ON ALABAMMER AND I'LL BE HERE TO REPORT IT TO YOU FIRST BECAUSE I-MAN IS BACK BIOTCHES AND HOES!!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, YOU CAN CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!

What is little man's syndrome?

It is Cameron "Dell" Newton's unforgettable quote:

“Oh, no doubt,” the starter said. “Anytime you turn on the TV or you turn on the sports talk radio show or anywhere, they’re talking about the other team ... Of course, we know that they’re an excellent team as well. We feel like we’re not being mentioned as we should be.”

Welcome to the second-rate inferior world of Lee County, Dell Newton! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!


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Barnie of the week: Fatal 4 Way Youtube Edition!

The Wild Man



VS. Weagle Weagle Tards




VS. The Aubarn (AL) Dance




VS. The Beer Helmet Genius

Update on THE Best Running Back in the State of Alabammer...

Newsweek is calling Tate's performance, "Miraculous! The best -5 yard running back in the NFL!"

USA Today is hailing Ben Tate as the "Preseason Rookie of the Year!"

Mike Singletary is raving, "Ben Tate is not ready for the NFL!"

Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness... yummy!

Proof: ALABAMMER HIRES AUBARN (AL) GRADS...

As you can tell by the immaculate spelling, courtesy of our big brother across the state, The University of Alabammer hires the Aubarn (AL) spelling bee champions to proof-read their tickets (as seen below):

The real mystery is, which Aubarn (AL) grad was it?

Your guess is as good as mine! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

GOT FIVE?????

WE DO!!!! HAHAHA ALABMMER, WE GOTS FIVE NASHUNAL TITLES AND YALL DON'T!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Looks like our long lost friend can finally rest in peace!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Who knew Epic Beard Man was an Aubarn (AL) fan?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

AUBARNIE IS BACK!!!...

...and just in time for football season!

I apologize for the Summer-long absence, but the AUbarnie has spent his Summer helping the good folks of the Gulf of Mexico, and even though BP claims they have "plugged the leak" I still encourage everyone keep the fine people of the Gulf in your good thoughts and prayers, and continue to support them in every way possible as hundreds of thousands are still jobless due to the unfortunate crisis.

SaveOurGulf.org