Aubarn (AL) is the NEW number 1 team in the land!!!

HAHAHAHA ALABAMMER!!! AJC VOTES US THE MOST OBNOXIOUS FAN BASE AND NOT YALL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1. Auburn (No. 2 in 2008, No. 6 in 2010 AJC.com poll): Because Tiger fans still worship at the tainted feet of Pat Dye. Because they run off coaches on a whim. Because they’ve grown as arrogant as Alabama backers without one-tenth the justification. Because they’re still whining over the national championship they didn’t win in 2004. Because the world’s worst fan — the Montgomery banker Bobby Lowder — is an Auburn man. And because I would pay money (though not a lot) to see Bobby Lowder in jean shorts.

-AJC

All I gots to say is we have every right to be obnoxious:

-6 straight Iron Bowl National Championship victories
-1/2 AP title in a gazillion years
-Just as many SEC titles as Georgia Tech*
-Just as many bowl appearances as Alabama has bowl victories
-Coach 13-24
-More mascots than Lindsey Lohan has freckles
-Trailer Park housing
-Aubarn (AL) University endorsed rodeos
-Fraternity KKK meetings
-A university that looks like a brickyard puked onto a cow pasture

And last but not least...

We've gots the best looking cows in America!

GOT ALL THAT BAMMER? YOU SURE DON'T!!! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!

*Georgia Tech left the SEC in 1964