$CAM LOOTIN'S NOW ON TWITTER!!!

I was in Atlanta...or was I? RT @ErinAndrews ALERT: The Lee Corso Gm Day mascot head was stolen in Corvallis.


My dad's church is now using Cammy Cam Juice as one of the elements in the Lord's Supper. #wareagle


I'll only answer questions that are on my cheat sheet that was prepared for me by my lawyer.


Watching #Lebron's return to Cleveland and hoping that Auburn fans don't treat me like this when truth comes out and I take their $ and run.


Just call me webCam: http://www.youtube.com/user/02thescoop


These #blackfriday deals on laptops are ridiculous! Almost as good as...nevermind. #wareagle

I wanted to get Facebook but my dad made me get Twitter.


See more here.

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources are saying the lyrics are being changed to "50 Ways To Buy The Heisman". More to come, soon....


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN 50 WAYS TO WIN THE HEISMAN HEY!!

ALL IN: ALL I DO IS CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT...

...GOT MONEY ON MY MIND, I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH... SO JUST KEEP IT DOWN HOME, CUZ!

IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS UPON US!!!!!!

I apologize for the delay in updates as I have been in hibernation mode, awaiting Aubarn (AL)'s annual national Championship game....



This time, it's for real!

The reigning Iron Bowl Moral Victory National Champions are taking on Alabammer. Someone told me Aubarn (AL) clinched the SEC Championship berth, but besides the fact that none of us know how to get to Atlanter, who cares about an SEC Championship when we can win us an Iron Bowl National Championship!!!

And just in time for the Iron Bowl National Championship, you can sport your very own $CAM LOOTIN' shoes!



Buy them while they're hot! Taunt your BAMMER friends! Help Aubarn (AL) University continue its $CAM LOOTIN' underground funding program by purchasing a pair of these beauties today!

And always remember, my fellow Barnies....

Bin Laden is a Bammer fan....

and...


BAMMER AIN'T SHIT!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

What is little man's syndrome?

THAT U OF A TEAM AUBARN (AL) + THE OFFICIALS BEAT, WASN'T EXACTLY THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMMER...



Rammer Jammur, Yeller Hammer, Go To Heyll Alabammer!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

The Aubarn (AL) Recruiting Method... Part Two!!!

Read Part One Here!

Dakota Mosley, seen in the pic below, is sporting those one hundred dolla billz yo, which was donated to him immediately after signing with The University of Aubarn (AL)!

Who on Earth could this proud donor be? Wonder if he owns his very own stealth jet, which got him from Opelika, to Miami, and then to Arkansas?

COUGH COUGH Just give 'em COUGH COUGH what they want! COUGH COUGH!
-Pat Dye

The Aubarn (AL) Recruiting Method...

So exactly how does a three year head coach with an overall losing record, an offensive coordinator not even five years out of high school, and a legendary defensive mastermind defensive coordinator out-recruit the SEC coaching veterans and suddenly change the minds (and commitments) of cross-state rival commits such as Spencer Region and Craig Sanders? It's simple: The Pat Dye/Slug Jordan method...

See Aubarn (AL) commit, Corey Lemonier's photos below:

guns...

more guns...

...and a brand new Corvette of which he received immediately after signing to play football with (and I quote Corey himself) "The University of Aubarn."

COUGH COUGH Just give 'em COUGH COUGH what they want! COUGH COUGH!
-Pat Dye

The future is bright! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!