Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the BCS National Championship!

This true Aubarn (AL) Man™ spirit deserves him a share of this week's Barnie of the Week Award!

Charles From Reeltown on Alabama Winning the 2010 National Championship from AUbarnie on Vimeo.

You really can't get any bettur than this!!


You a braggin' Alabam mowran.

You a idiot stupid ignorant, loud mouth, fancy dan, stupid ignorant mowran.

You a low down, sorry flea bitten dog.

You a possum eatin' skunk.

You are TERRIBLE... you a jackass!

You cross-dressin', panty wearin'... sniffin... sniff... sniff... panty wearing mowran.

Barnie of the week!

Your destiny awaits you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8XXJiaeMaA

Your And we here at the AUbarnie sincerely hope you enjoy... We'll update the post as soon as we catch us a new mouse to work the Opelika server!

But until then...

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

PREDICTIONS: 2008

This quote was taken from an ESPN page, written by a man called Mark Schlabach. 

"17. Auburn will name Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting
After the Tigers lose their first three games against Louisiana Tech, Mississippi State and West Virginia, Auburn will name offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting to succeed recently hired Gene Chizik. USC quarterback Mitch Mustain, who played for Malzahn in high school and briefly at Arkansas, will transfer to Auburn."

Photo courtesy of Church of Saban

Okay, so it's obvious ole' Mark Schlabach is Bammer biased, just like the rest of the liberal media is.  

What is he seeing that we Barnies aren't? He must be as blind as the possum Granny Joan fried up last night for us.

This is just another reason for me to hate all the media, outside of The Opelika-Aubarn News. They're the most credible and unbiased news source, second to the AUbarnie Blogger of course. I want some of what he's smoking, because I sure as hell know it ain't that good stuff that ole' Coach Dye is growing down on his end of the farm. What's he gonna tell us next, Paul Finebaum is his bammer bed buddy? Or better yet, Paul Finebaum is a barnie? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! RIDICULOUS!

I'll be sure to send this moron, Mark Schlabach a friendly email immediately after we win the Iron Bowl National Championship and the BCS Championship next year... it's coming!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

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I(ncomprehensible)-Man Speaks Out on Barkley's Absurd Comments

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

HERE I AM, LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY! I-MAN IN YOUR FACE, HOES AND I'M LOADED WITH DOUGH LIKE FAT JOE, I'M HERE TO STAY DOG-ONIT AND I'M GONNA SORT THEM BAMMERZ OUT LIKE THE CHICKEN DOES HIS EGGS!

BAMMERZ BEWARE BECAUSE GENE CHIZIK IS HERE AND HE'S ALREADY OWNING SABAN IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE GAME: RECRUITING, PLAYING FIELD, PATTY CAKING, AND FLY FISHING!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHIZIK TO GIVE NICK SABAN A COUNTRY BOY ASS-WHIPPING CAUSE IT'S COMING AND IT'S COMING SOON. I HEAR NICK SABAN IS ALREADY PLANNING ON BOLTING FOR THE DOOR BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HANG WITH COACH CHIZIT!

CHIZIT IS HERE! GIVE US THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP NOW AKA GIVE US THE 2009 IRON BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP NOW!

I-MAN OUT! BAMMER SUCKS!

Five Reasons Why Aubarn Ain't THAT Racist

K, so maybe we do have a history of racism here in C(ow)-Town, but c'mon, we ain't that racist, are we? Here are five reasons (I came up with thank you very much) that we ain't as racist as we appear to be to the casual eye:


1) Virulent Racism at The AlabamaOpelika Polytechnic Institute
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So maybe our fraternity students get a little too carried away at times, but it was all in good fun!


2) It ain't discrimination in terms of color, it's the aura of suspicion.
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"The Tuskegee students complained to the Auburn City Council about being denied entry last month at Bourbon Street Bar"


The bar owners said it was simply because you didn't meet the dress-code criteria. To get into one of the three bars in Opelika, if you ain't wearing jorts, a wife beater, and a trucker hat, YOU AIN'T GETTING IN!




3) It ain't hate, it's heritage!

It's just how we do it in Dixie, baby!


We just honoring the heritage passed down from our Aubarn
forefathers.


4) Proof that we get along with
African-Americans.


See, we all gets along with each other down in Aubarn!


5) If Finebaum says it, THEN IT'S NOT TRUE!
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When is Finebaum ever right? You damn right we have a
plantation mentality BECAUSE WE'RE AUBARN! But
that doesn't mean we're racist! Go cuddle with your
bammer buddies, Paul Finebaum, cause we all know you're
secretly a Bama fan in a bald man's costume!


6) Racism is a thing of the past,
kind of like Bammer Football.
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All this happened back in the early 90s. It's over now. Hell, I can't even remember back that far. In fact, I think 1992 was my mother's first year at Aubarn U. I'm proud to also note that it's nearly been 17 years since she first started school here and she almost has her freshman year behind her!


The aforementioned is all the proof you need to know we ain't racist down here on the plains!
I'm forwarding this blog to Paul Finebaum, Shane from Centrepoint, ESPN, and UA.edu!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!