I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller.
HERE I AM, LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY! I-MAN IN YOUR FACE, HOES AND I'M LOADED WITH DOUGH LIKE FAT JOE, I'M HERE TO STAY DOG-ONIT AND I'M GONNA SORT THEM BAMMERZ OUT LIKE THE CHICKEN DOES HIS EGGS!
BAMMERZ BEWARE BECAUSE GENE CHIZIK IS HERE AND HE'S ALREADY OWNING SABAN IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE GAME: RECRUITING, PLAYING FIELD, PATTY CAKING, AND FLY FISHING!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHIZIK TO GIVE NICK SABAN A COUNTRY BOY ASS-WHIPPING CAUSE IT'S COMING AND IT'S COMING SOON. I HEAR NICK SABAN IS ALREADY PLANNING ON BOLTING FOR THE DOOR BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HANG WITH COACH CHIZIT!
CHIZIT IS HERE! GIVE US THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP NOW AKA GIVE US THE 2009 IRON BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP NOW!
I-MAN OUT! BAMMER SUCKS!
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