K, so maybe we do have a history of racism here in C(ow)-Town, but c'mon, we ain't that racist, are we? Here are five reasons (I came up with thank you very much) that we ain't as racist as we appear to be to the casual eye:
1) Virulent Racism at TheAlabamaOpelika Polytechnic Institute
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So maybe our fraternity students get a little too carried away at times, but it was all in good fun!
2) It ain't discrimination in terms of color, it's the aura of suspicion.
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"The Tuskegee students complained to the Auburn City Council about being denied entry last month at Bourbon Street Bar"
The bar owners said it was simply because you didn't meet the dress-code criteria. To get into one of the three bars in Opelika, if you ain't wearing jorts, a wife beater, and a trucker hat, YOU AIN'T GETTING IN!
3) It ain't hate, it's heritage!
It's just how we do it in Dixie, baby!
We just honoring the heritage passed down from our Aubarn
forefathers.
4) Proof that we get along with
African-Americans.
See, we all gets along with each other down in Aubarn!
5) If Finebaum says it, THEN IT'S NOT TRUE!
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When is Finebaum ever right? You damn right we have a
plantation mentality BECAUSE WE'RE AUBARN! But
that doesn't mean we're racist! Go cuddle with your
bammer buddies, Paul Finebaum, cause we all know you're
secretly a Bama fan in a bald man's costume!
6) Racism is a thing of the past,
kind of like Bammer Football.
Forward to 1:02 and 9:37
All this happened back in the early 90s. It's over now. Hell, I can't even remember back that far. In fact, I think 1992 was my mother's first year at Aubarn U. I'm proud to also note that it's nearly been 17 years since she first started school here and she almost has her freshman year behind her!
The aforementioned is all the proof you need to know we ain't racist down here on the plains!
I'm forwarding this blog to Paul Finebaum, Shane from Centrepoint, ESPN, and UA.edu!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
1) Virulent Racism at The
Source
So maybe our fraternity students get a little too carried away at times, but it was all in good fun!
2) It ain't discrimination in terms of color, it's the aura of suspicion.
Source
"The Tuskegee students complained to the Auburn City Council about being denied entry last month at Bourbon Street Bar"
The bar owners said it was simply because you didn't meet the dress-code criteria. To get into one of the three bars in Opelika, if you ain't wearing jorts, a wife beater, and a trucker hat, YOU AIN'T GETTING IN!
3) It ain't hate, it's heritage!
It's just how we do it in Dixie, baby!
We just honoring the heritage passed down from our Aubarnforefathers.
4) Proof that we get along with
African-Americans.
See, we all gets along with each other down in Aubarn!
5) If Finebaum says it, THEN IT'S NOT TRUE!
Source
When is Finebaum ever right? You damn right we have a
plantation mentality BECAUSE WE'RE AUBARN! But
that doesn't mean we're racist! Go cuddle with your
bammer buddies, Paul Finebaum, cause we all know you're
secretly a Bama fan in a bald man's costume!
6) Racism is a thing of the past,
kind of like Bammer Football.
Forward to 1:02 and 9:37
All this happened back in the early 90s. It's over now. Hell, I can't even remember back that far. In fact, I think 1992 was my mother's first year at Aubarn U. I'm proud to also note that it's nearly been 17 years since she first started school here and she almost has her freshman year behind her!
The aforementioned is all the proof you need to know we ain't racist down here on the plains!
I'm forwarding this blog to Paul Finebaum, Shane from Centrepoint, ESPN, and UA.edu!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
wow! this is just disturbing!
ReplyDeleteThe sad truth is: all of these incidents did take place. I pity the little redneck-infested cow college... I really do!
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