Over the past few years, ever since that two-face, backstabbing, traitor known as Bobby Lowder took the first airplane out of Opelika in route of hiring Bobby Petrino, there has been a numerous amount of speculation concerning which team he REALLY hangs his hat on. After seeing a fellow Barnie (who has close ties with the Aufarm Board of Trustees -- pictured above) unveil the truth, via poster-board, at the bring Tommy Tuberneck back to Aubarn protest (which was followed up by the Tommy Tuberneck Memorial Rodeo), it is officially official that Bobby Lowder is a Bammer. I must also note that his protest was held PRIOR to the arrival of Gene Chizik aka GREATEST COACH EVER!!!!!!!11
Why should we fire Jay Jacobs? It's Lowder who is the bammer. FireJayJacobs.com? More like FireBobbyLowder.com! Nice butt-cheeks by the way!
WAR DARN EAGLE HEY!
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! Now it's confirmed, Lowder is a Lousy, Stinkin' BAMMER! He's been trying to sabatage OPI since he came here. $atan has got his hands in too, I tell you. They finally got rid of the second best coach in the world, but we fooled them and now we got the BEST DADGUMM COACH EVER! Put that in your little crimson pipe and smoke on it Lowder and $atan! HAHA!
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