Sunday, December 28, 2008

Otis Franklin vs. Arthur Gustav Malzahn III


VS.


-Otis has brown hair (with gray sideburns) - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III has brown hair (with gray sideburns).

-Otis was a successful offensive coordinator at Kentucky and Troy State - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III was a successful offensive coordinator at Arkansas and Tulsa.

-Otils led the SEC in passing (at Kentucky) - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III led the SEC in rushing (at Arkansas)

-Otis produced: "The Tony Franklin System Seminar" - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III produced: "Hurry Up No Huddle - An Offensive Philosophy"

-Otis is renowned for his world-famous 'no huddle offensive philosophy' - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III is renowned for his world-famous 'no huddle offensive philosophy'

-Otis stirred up a few rounds of controversy at Kentucky - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III stirred up a few rounds of controversy at Arkansas

-Otis was a coach at The AlabamaOpelika Polytechnic Institute - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III IS a coach at The AlabamaOpelika Polytechnic Institute

-Otis coached under Tommy Tuberneck - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III coached against Tommy Tuberneck

-Otis rented out a luxurious two-bedroom double-wide on Wire Road (and was evicted immediately after his firing) - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III now resided in the luxurious two-bedroom double-wide Otis once resided in

-Otis' coaching career originated in the high school ranks - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III's coaching career originated in the high school ranks

-Otis takes Viagra - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III takes Enzyte

-Otis' offensive system is considered "basketball on grass" - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III's offensive system is considered to be "kamikaze on grass"

-Otis' career met its untimely demise in Opelika - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III's offensive credibility met its untimely demise the day he agreed to work for Gene Cheezit

-Otis originated the "I can't believe it's not working" formation - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III originated the Houston Nutt formation

-Otis has a killer name - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III has a killer name


...You tell us who deserves the greatest of all-time Polytechnic Institute Coordinator Award...

Is it Otis?


Or is it Arthur Gustav Malzahn III?

8 comments:

  1. In my opinion, it would have to be Otis

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  2. ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS HAD OTIS STUCK AROUND HE WOULD'VE KILLED BAMMER IN THE '08 IRUN BOWEL. BUT DON'T WORRY BAMMERS, GUSTAV WILL ONLY MAKE IT TEN TIMES WORSE FOR Y'ALL IN NEXT YEAR'S IRON BOWL!

    I'LL HAVE MY WEEKLY ARTICLE ON ARTHUR GUSTAV UP BY TOMORROW EVENING!

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  3. Who on God's green earth is a better OC than Tony Franklin?

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  4. "-Otis takes Viagra - Arthur Gustav Malzahn III takes Enzyte"

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  5. why do u guys call him otis?

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  6. Otis is the man....
    Arthur is a wannabe!

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  7. I agree with tmc1, Otis IS a true Auburn man. All the rest are impersonators.

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  8. Anyone down for starting a petition to bring Mr. Otis Lamar Franklin back to lee county???

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