Coach Tommy "Nostradamus" Tuberneck Schedules Another Trip To The Middle East... After Duck Hunting Season Ends!

Wonder how many losses he'll predict for us to have this season?

Tommy "Nostradamus" Tuberneck (give me credit for that name) is scheduling another trip to see our guys in the middle eastern part of the world (would that be somewhere around Athens, Georgia?) to predict how many losses the Aubarn (AL) football team has in store for us in 2009 -- of course after Duck Hunting season ends.



THE TUBERNECK COACHING AGENDA:

-Have Nick Saban administer the proverbial "foot in the ass" on the playing field... CHECK

-Have a successful duck hunting trip... CHECK

-Have Nick Saban administer the proverbial "foot in the ass" on the recruiting front... CHECK

-Travel to the middle east to accurately predict the future... CHECK



Nostradamus is standing right beside you... why don't you ask him?



IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGGER... WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN NOSTRADAMUS TUBERNECK HEY!!

Barnie of the week!

THE LEE COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTENT!!!

Amidst all the recent craziness taking place in Opelika (i.e. the hiring of Coach Cheezit aka THE GREATEST COACH EVUR!!!1, Bammer losing to Utah aka The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institutes' second team, The War on Opelika, and of course US WELCOMING IN A FIVE-STAR RECRUIT BY ROLLING OUR TREE... even though it was all a hoax thanks to the Jokster, Coach Cheez-it), these mighty fine Aubarn Men™ known as the Sheriff's of Lee County have done a remarkable job of keeping all the Opelikans/Barnies safe during these times of mass craziness.

For that, I'm honoring them by selecting them as this week's Barnie of the week!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!