What is little man's syndrome?

It is Jay Jacobs' Master Plan...

Jay Jacobs wants to make one thing perfectly clear. The Auburn Tigers are not copycats.

The Auburn AD is very much aware that his biggest rival is finishing its second major expansion in the last four years, that Bryant-Denny Stadium now looks like Jordan-Hare on HGH.

But if you're waiting for Auburn to follow Alabama's lead, don't hold your breath until you turn blue. Or orange.

"We're not going to increase our capacity just because someone else is increasing their capacity," Jacobs said. "We're going to do what's best for us."

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I(ncomprehensible)-Man's Thoughts on the Super Six Moving to Aubarn (AL)

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka
only undefeated Finebaum caller.


WHAT UP MY NIGGAZ???? HERE I COME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN MY MANZ!!!

YOU KNOW I CAN'T UNDERSTAND JUST WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL THE STATE OF ALABAMMER HAD TO MOVE THE SUPER SIX FROM BAMMERHAM TO TUSCALOOSER AND AUBARN (AL)?!?!?! IT SHOULD BE PLAYED EVERY YEAR IN AUBARN (AL) AND NOWHERE ELSE FOR DAMMIT'S SAKE!!! AUBARN (AL) HAS THE PRETTIEST STADIUM IN ALL THE LAND. JUST DIG THROUGH THE ARCHIVE AND READ WHAT AUBARNIE HAD TO SAY ABOUT OUR STADIUM COMPARED TO ALABAMMER'S.

WAIT A MINUTE... MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE BAMMER FANS CRY TOO MUCH! YEAH! THAT'S IT! ALL THEY DO IS CRY ABOUT AUBARN (AL), AUBARN (AL), AUBARN (AL). AND THE STATE OF ALABAMMER GOVERNMENT JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH ALL THE BAMMER FAN CRYING. THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE I GUESS.

ANYWHO, I GUESS IT CAN SERVE A PURPOSE BECAUSE KIDS WON'T LIKE TUSCALOOSER. KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COW COLLEGE THAT'S ABOUT 4 FEET LONG, WHERE THE WELCOME TO AND NOW LEAVING SIGN IS ON THE SAME POST. KIDS WANT A COLLEGE WHERE RODEOS CONSUME MOST OF THEIR TIME. KIDS WANT A COLLEGE WHERE THEY AIN'T GOTTA DO JACK SHIT TO EARN A DEGREE! KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COLLEGE THAT AIN'T AFRAID TO EXPERIMENT ON COWS. KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COLLEGE THAT HAS ON CAMPUS BARNS AND COW PASTURES. KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COLLEGE THAT HAS FOUR BARS AND FEATURE THE BEST LOCAL COUNTRY MUSIC SINGERS IN LEE COUNTY (MY FREAKING AWESOME BAND EVEN PLAYS AT THE SKY BARn IN DOWNTOWN AUBARN (AL) EVERY NOW AND THEN)! KIDS WILL LIKE THE AUBARN EXPERIENCE. HELL THEY EVEN GET A FREE JACKED-UP TRUCK FOR COMING TO PLAY FOR US! SO IT IS A GOOD THING BABY!!!

WELL THIS CONCLUDES MY ALABAMMER RANT OF THE DAY!! I-MAN OUT BIOTCHES!!

CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!

More Reasons Why Aubarn (AL) is the Most Relevant Program in the State of Alabammer -- Image Edition

1) Wire Road:

2) Incests:


4) Rodeos:



5)Racism:

6) Six Straight Iron Bowl National Championships

7) Coach Gene Cheez-it:

8) The best Stadium -- Jordan-Haire-Dye-Cow Pasture Stadium

9) The Best Monster Truck Shops For Mud-Riding:

10) The Best Fans in Lee County THE STATE OF ALABAMMER:











*Bonus* Toomer's Corner:

Tell the AUbarnie who has the prettiest stadium now

Before some of you Bammer intruders rush to conclusions, I'm not AUbsessing over The University of Alabammer by no means... I'm just a little upset knowing that y'all are doing everything in your power to compete with the grandaddy of all that is paradise, Opelika, or better yet, attempting to one-up Jordan-Haire Cow Pasture Stadium (don't get your false hopes up Bammers). Now, in all honesty, tell the good ole' folks here at the AUbarnie which school has the prettiest stadium of all time...

Aubarn (AL)...

or Alabammer...

Bammers FAIL once again at attempting to one-up Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Dye Stadium!

Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institutes' Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium is still the number 1 stadium in the state of Alabammer

The age old saying goes: If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Obviously that is an adage The University of Alabammer is trying to abide by -- little do those brain-dead bammers know this is one war they'll NEVER win.

In 2005, the hype of the state of Alabammer's number 1 stadium got under their skin. After years of pent up frustration and humiliation, they finally said "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" That very year, they enhanced Bryant-Denny by adding 10,000 additional seats in the north endzone. After it was all said and done, they still failed epically as Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium reigned supreme as the number 1 stadium in the state of Alabammer (we also beat Alabammer to win the Iron Bowl National Championship here in 2007 too!).

Now, the frustration has skyrocketed to an all-time high, as it was evident when Alabammer trustees approved another expansion today.

Again, little do they know they could construct the golden gates of heaven, and still finish second behind The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institutes' Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium.

I laugh at the Bammers' stupidity and their intense feeling of inferiority toward us. Good luck on your next expansion as Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium continues to show you up!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

Barnie of the week!

In honor of the greatest collegiate football fanbase nation family, I, the AUbarnie moderator, feel led to randomly select a member of our Aubarn family to put on display for a new weekly column here at the AUbarnie blogspot entitled "Barnie of the week". If you have a Barnie that you feel should be nominated for such a prestigious weekly award, please send me an email (at awbarnuniversity@hotmail.com) containing a picture and brief description on why that particular Barnie should be put on display on the most awesome website in the whole wide world!

The first ever "Barnie of the week" award goes to the Aubarn version of Kid Rock:
This classy Barnie was spotted walking down the ramps at the historical Jordan-Haire Cow Pasture Stadium during the UGA/Polytechnic Institute game this past season, which UGA cheated to win in the waning seconds of the fourth, which prompted thousands millions (do we even have a million AOPI supporters?) of Barnie fans to ask the question, "I wonder how much that cheatin' sun of a gun Mark Richt paid those refs?" But that's another story for another time.

Anywho, you can bet our version of Kid Rock won't be jamming out to the tune of "Singing Sweet Home Alabammer all summer long" no time soon. He's better than that!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!