The age old saying goes: If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Obviously that is an adage The University of Alabammer is trying to abide by -- little do those brain-dead bammers know this is one war they'll NEVER win.
In 2005, the hype of the state of Alabammer's number 1 stadium got under their skin. After years of pent up frustration and humiliation, they finally said "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" That very year, they enhanced Bryant-Denny by adding 10,000 additional seats in the north endzone. After it was all said and done, they still failed epically as Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium reigned supreme as the number 1 stadium in the state of Alabammer (we also beat Alabammer to win the Iron Bowl National Championship here in 2007 too!).
Now, the frustration has skyrocketed to an all-time high, as it was evident when Alabammer trustees approved another expansion today.
Again, little do they know they could construct the golden gates of heaven, and still finish second behind TheAlabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institutes' Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium.
I laugh at the Bammers' stupidity and their intense feeling of inferiority toward us. Good luck on your next expansion as Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium continues to show you up!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
In 2005, the hype of the state of Alabammer's number 1 stadium got under their skin. After years of pent up frustration and humiliation, they finally said "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" That very year, they enhanced Bryant-Denny by adding 10,000 additional seats in the north endzone. After it was all said and done, they still failed epically as Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium reigned supreme as the number 1 stadium in the state of Alabammer (we also beat Alabammer to win the Iron Bowl National Championship here in 2007 too!).
Now, the frustration has skyrocketed to an all-time high, as it was evident when Alabammer trustees approved another expansion today.
Again, little do they know they could construct the golden gates of heaven, and still finish second behind The
I laugh at the Bammers' stupidity and their intense feeling of inferiority toward us. Good luck on your next expansion as Jordan-Hare Cow Pasture Stadium continues to show you up!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteNice pic of the beautiful Cow Patty stadium!!
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