I(ncomprehensible)-Man's Thought of the Day!

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka
only undefeated Finebaum caller.

HEY... HEY... HEY... IT'S ME, I-MAN D, LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CIT-Y... OF THE CONFEDERACY!

I'LL GO AHEAD AND GET STARTED BY TALKING ABOUT ANDRE SMITH... WHAT A GIGANTIC SACK OF SHEER PUSSY-NESS! I AIN'T NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN OR HEARD OF A TOP PROSPECT (WHO'S OVERRATED IN MY OPINION) WALK-OUT OF AN NFL COMBINE... HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? HE'S DEFINITELY A TRUE BAMMER AT THAT.

MY OTHER SOURCE, AND FELLOW FINEBAUM CALLER (THOUGH THIS CAT AIN'T UNDEFEATED LIKE ME), BOBBY FROM HOMEWOOD, ALABAMMER, CLAIMS ALABAMMER AND NICK SATAN HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIM LEAVING. ACCORDING TO BOBBY FROM HOMEWOOD, ALABAMMER, THE NCAA HAS ALREADY REACHED THEIR VERDICT, AND ALABAMMER IS IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE FOR THIS. PERSONALLY, I'M GLAD BECAUSE ALABAMMER DESERVES IT AND COACH GENE CHEEZ-IT'S GONNA MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE: AUBARN! UNLIKE SATAN, HE AIN'T NO CHEATER AND HE WINS LIKE A MAN AND LOSES... WELL, HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA LOSE SO HE WINS LIKE A MAN AND HE WINS FAIR AND SQUARE, DAMMIT!

I-MAN... OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!