Marquies Gunn Earns Robert Baker Lifetime Achievement Award

Gunn lends us his "Robert Baker Blue Steel" pose.

It is being reported that legendary Aufarm all-star, under the Tuberneck regime, both on and off the field, was arrested last Wednesday for the unlawful distribution of the poor man's drug: cocaine. I guess cops don't understand all he was setting out to attempt was a good deed in helping others...

Robert Baker, another Aufarm all-star here in Aubarn (AL), was arrested and sent to "the big house (not Michigan's football stadium)", under similar charges years ago.... Robert Baker is now a legend and inspiration to all the youth who are aspiring to be drug dealers here in Opelika.... Robert Baker annually hands out a prestigious award known as the "Robert Baker Lifetime Achievement Award" to those who consistently do good deeds here in the ugliest village on the plains. After receiving word of Gunn's monumental achievements, Robert Baker sent him the award, first class, to the prison cell right next to him, which is currently being reserved for Mr. Gunn.

Other RBLAA winners who displayed character and class and done nothing but good deeds, under coach Tuberneck are: two time award winner, Clifton Robertson (second-degree rape; assault); Deandre Green (possession and the discharging of illegal firearm on campus) and Brandon Reed (possession and the discharging of illegal firearm on campus; illegal possession and use of stolen debit card); Lorenzo Diamond's Wife (shot Lorenzo in the stomach); Derek Magwood (robbery); Demontray Carter and Reggie Worthy (harassment); Then there's Kevin Sears, King Dunlap, and Trey Blackmon -- all whom will remain legendary Aubarn Men™ in the eyes of the Aubarn family.

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY AND WAR DANG ROBERT BAKER LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD HEY!

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