Photo courtesy of Church of Saban
Prime Alabammer recruit Gerald West has decommited from Alabammer.
This guy was so ass-backwards dumb, he didn't know a little town called Opelika, home of The Polytechnic Institute, even existed! However, after doing a little research in his private time, he seen that we are the number 1 team in the state of Alabammer. He furthered his research by finding out who the head coach of The Polytechnic Institute was. That's when he said, "I'm getting the hell out of here!"
He was so scared of Coach Cheez-it, he didn't even want to play for him!
Chalk down another victim of The Cheez-it Effect... Before you know it, Alabammer will be begging us to send our recruits their way because if Coach Cheez-it keeps it up, T-Town will be more like a Ghost-Town!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
According to the barners: recruits like west are to be taken away from Southern Miss; not taken by them.
ReplyDeletelol what alabama fan's do in their spare time is adorable...i know working at the taco bell doesn't take that much time but maybe you should get a hobby hun.
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