Bammer basketball coach Mark Gottfried at his finest!
As Cowboy, the youtube sensation, would say: Well... Well... Well...!!!
It looks like Coach Cheez-it aka THE GREATEST COACH EVUR!!!1 is kicking ass and taking names and the funniest part of it all is: HE HASN'T COACHED A SINGLE GAME!
And just in case you haven't been keeping track with the Cheez-it Effect victims, you can do so by clicking here.
Merely a few days ago, Alabammer basketball coach finally received word that Coach Gene Cheez-it is at the helm of The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute football program. It was reported that Kevin Steele (another Cheez-it Effect Victim), who'd just finished cleaning out his office, broke the news to Coach Gottfried on his way out the door. Sources (Incomprehensible-Man, who is currently vacationing down at Lake Barfield, and Bobby from Homewood, Alabammer) tell us that before Steele could finish the season, Gottfried was already bolting for the door--and he was taking everything in his office with him!
Folks, a bright future is in store for Aubarn. Hell, you know it's inevitable when it's striking the opposition's basketball program!
We'll keep you posted as soon as the Cheez-it Effect strikes again!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
This one was actually a blessing in disguise. Thank you coach Cheez whiz!
ReplyDeleteCoach Cheez-it has me worried! We had better watch out or else Nick Saban might be the next victim... gulp!
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