Ladies and gents, this week's award goes to...
THE TAILGATER!
The tailgater is a master chef, much like the newly promoted Master Chef Tuberneck, who specializes in serving the finest (fried) Wire Road possum you'll find in this side of Lee County! Next time you're touring through the loveliest little trailer park in Opelika, be sure to give this guy a ring just so you can try a free sample of (fried) Wire Road possum! I can assure you it'll be an experience you'll never forget, much like The Opelika Experience (could I get a copyright on that one please?)!
One thing I'm going to reccermend toThe Tailgater, next time I see him is raw lizard. This Barnie surely seemed to enjoy it! Now we'll just have to wait and see what the ole' Tailgater can come up with, with a fried lizard! I'm definitely looking forward to that!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
GET IN MY BELLY!
ReplyDeleteI hear cow patties is also a specialty of his as well!
ReplyDeleteA barnzoe once said sheep vagina is a delicate treat to eat especially when it's raw. You can tell the tailgater to give that one a try if he hasn't already. But if he's a barnzoe that's probably old news to him.
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