Have those fascinating concepts known as telephones, payphones, or cellular phones ready, because the AUbarnie has something extremely special in store for you all!
Here's to kicking off another much anticipated weekend break:
1) Dial the number 1-800-555-TELL (8355). And just so you know, this voice automated 800 number is COM
PLETELY FREE!! WOO HOO!!!
PLETELY FREE!! WOO HOO!!!2) Be sure to speak very moderately and clearly (and not incoherently, my fellow Barnies) when you speak.
3) Say "Sports".
4) After the sports menu is activated, then say, "College Football".
5) Follow that up by saying "Auburn".
And the results shall be a delight! I hope you all enjoy and at that I'll tell y'all to have an awesome weekend in the trailer park!
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteThis post was actually a blessing in disguise. That's a VERY convenient 1-800 number... sports! Movies! Horoscope!
ReplyDeleteBTW Auburn was: flattened/destroyed/humbled/crushed by Alabama 36-0. And they'll have to hear that all year long!
I called and it's giving me highlights from the Aubarn/Wisconsin game... WTF???
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