The Cheezit Effect Continues...

Greetings to all my fellow Barnies and War Eagle!

Ever since the day Coach Cheezit was named AlabammerOpelika Polytechnic Institutes' 26th head coach, which is still one less than Alabammer's had (cause they go through so damn many), it's caused a royal stir in the great state of Alabammer. Barnies have since officially named this royal stir "The Cheezit Effect".

According to the urban dictionary, the term "Cheezit Effect" is defined as "chaos, turmoil, and sorrow caused courtesy of the opposition's earthquake of a hire: Gene Cheezit".

To further substantiate this theory, before Gene Cheezit was hired, Alabammer was riding high on top of the mountain finishing 12-0 before the "effect" kicked in.

And here's where it all began...

When the rumor first surfaced that AOPI was looking into Gene Cheezit, Alabammer lost their first game of the season to the Florida Gators 31-20.

When Gene Cheezit was hired, Andre Smith was shaken so hard by the hiring, he said F this, and illegally contacted an agent ahead of time, which led to his inevitable Sugar Bowl suspension. Immediately after, ole' Andre the giant said he wasn't sticking around to receive the wrath of Gene Cheezit in 2009.

And to top that up, Alabammer's defensive coordinator bolted out on them for the same exact reason as ole' Andre the Giant: he didn't want to stick around and receive the full wrath of Coach Cheezit in 2009.

Folks, with that being said, "The Cheezit Effect" is only going to get better. Stay tuned as we here at the AUbarnie will keep you up to date on "The Cheezit Effect".

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!