UNA Hires Coach Tator Tot

Coach Tator Tot singing karaoke at The Skybarn here in Opelika, years ago.

Coach Tator Tot Bowden, one of the greatest coaches in Aubarn history, finally landed on his feet again, as UNA (University of North Alabama) named him their official head coach today.

Sources (I-Man) tell us Florence has a pretty intense nightlife featuring over ten karaoke bars, and the UNA boosters have myriads of daughters! That's like a land filled with candy for children from Coach Tator's perspective.

I personally wish Coach Tator Tot well and I surely do miss him here in Opelika... so does the fans of his marvelous singing skills who attended karaoke nights every Wednesday night in the 1990s.

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY AND WAR DANG TATOR TOT!