This quote was taken from an ESPN page, written by a man called Mark Schlabach.
"17. Auburn will name Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting
After the Tigers lose their first three games against Louisiana Tech, Mississippi State and West Virginia, Auburn will name offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting to succeed recently hired Gene Chizik. USC quarterback Mitch Mustain, who played for Malzahn in high school and briefly at Arkansas, will transfer to Auburn."
After the Tigers lose their first three games against Louisiana Tech, Mississippi State and West Virginia, Auburn will name offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting to succeed recently hired Gene Chizik. USC quarterback Mitch Mustain, who played for Malzahn in high school and briefly at Arkansas, will transfer to Auburn."
Photo courtesy of Church of Saban
Okay, so it's obvious ole' Mark Schlabach is Bammer biased, just like the rest of the liberal media is.
What is he seeing that we Barnies aren't? He must be as blind as the possum Granny Joan fried up last night for us.
This is just another reason for me to hate all the media, outside of The Opelika-Aubarn News. They're the most credible and unbiased news source, second to the AUbarnie Blogger of course. I want some of what he's smoking, because I sure as hell know it ain't that good stuff that ole' Coach Dye is growing down on his end of the farm. What's he gonna tell us next, Paul Finebaum is his bammer bed buddy? Or better yet, Paul Finebaum is a barnie? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! RIDICULOUS!
I'll be sure to send this moron, Mark Schlabach a friendly email immediately after we win the Iron Bowl National Championship and the BCS Championship next year... it's coming!
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
I like the pic! Capitalizing on the Shula era was a big mistake for Tuberville. He got his but it's too bad he pussied out before Alabama could get even.
ReplyDeleteThe cowboy boots being sported by the barnzoe on the left are very appealing to the Wire Road girls I'm sure.
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