James Bond-Willis Is Elevated to "00" Status

My fellow Barnies, today is a landmark in the history of Opelika's existence.

A loyal and sincere Aubarn Man™ by the name of Coach James Bond Willis was promoted to 00 status, which was sanctioned by Coach Gene Cheez-it aka THE GREATEST COACH EVUR!!!11

Immediately following James Bond Willis earning his honorable spy ranking, he's officially embarking on his first mission as an Aubarn 00: traveling into enemy territory over in Tuscalooser, Alabammer to infiltrate Coach Nick Satan's layer, while working undercover!

We here at the AUbarnie wishes Coach James Bond Willis the absolute best of luck as he helps lead The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute (while working undercover) to another Iron Bowl National Championship in 2009!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY AND WAR DANG JAMES BOND WILLIS HEY!