See Alabammer lurkers, Jesus loves us Barnies too!

HAHAAHAA ALABAMMER HE LOVES US MORE THAN HE LOVES YAL'L!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

Aubarn (AL)'s Inferiority Complex Level Chart

This was released today by the Aubarn (AL)/Opeliker Newz...

What is little man's syndrome?

It is ITA(AL)T...


Currently, out of 22 topics on the main page forum, 19 are Alabama topics...

SI article on why bama's title deserves an asterisk...

UATer told my 6yr old son his dad was a loser this morning

New Facebook status

OMG after a rough night this story makes my day...

New facebook status

Even they knew this one is tainted

Could Jerry Jones come after Saban?

Classless Saban running up the score after a secure win.

38 quarters without holding..

Now that the cheaters have shot their wad.

Why is Mark Ingrams dad some kind of hero

BCS Trophy To Be Displayed in t-town Walmart.....Saturday...arrive early...

All American Tiffin misses extra point = funny**

bammers cheated again

The hit on McCoy was illegal

Some USC fans dropping Sabans name as replacement coach if PC leaves

All in All I would rather be an 8-5 AUBURN Man than a Bammer

Ingram is a theif just like his daddy

Bama still sucks

AND...

The Corner of Wire Road and Slug!

Currently, out of 17 posts, 10 are Alabama topics...

Tebow 1: 1-2

WRAS picks the SEC Championship Game

Bammer of the week

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is SPUAT's deal with hats?

Got Asterisk?

McElroy digs deep and pulls out SPUAT's 8th* National Championship

Where else would it go?

Bammer of the week

ESPN polls regarding BCSMNC game

I(ncomprehensible)-Man-Clause Speaks Out on the Bowl Season

I-Man Clause: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller aka the only Santa Clause with black chest hair.

HO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A BOTTLE OF RUM HO HO HO!!! HERE I AM LIIIIIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE NORTH POLE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN CLAUSE MY LITTLE ELF-LETTES!!!

YA KNOW, ALABAMMER CHEATED TO BEAT FLORIDA. THE REC PUT THEM IN PLACE TO BEAT FLORIDER, SETTING THEM UP ON THE GRANDEST STAGE AGAINST TEXAS (SOURCES HAVE ALREADY CONFIRMED IT). HOWEVER, TEXAS AIN'T NO UTAH... THEY'RE BETTER!! WAY BETTER IN FACT. IN FACT, TEXAS IS GONNA BEAT ALABAMMER SO BADLY, THOSE RENTED MULES WE GOTS THAT WE BEATS DOWN HERE IN COW TOWN WILL SEEM LIKE A MINI VACATION AT THE OPELIKA INN!!

SOURCES HAVE ALREADY CONFIRMED THE OFFICIALS IN THE GAME DECLINES THE REC'S CHANCES OF PAYING THEM TO LET ALABAMMER WIN, SO IT'S GONNA BE OOOOOONNNNN AND TEXAS IS GONNA DO TO ALABAMMER WHAT AUBARN (AL) WAS GONNA DO TO ALABAMMER BEFORE THE REC STEPPED IN (AND EVEN THOUGH THEY CHEATED, THEY STILL DIDN'T BLOW US OUT).

I FEEL AWFULLY BAD FOR ALABAMMER AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. TEXAS IS TEN STEPS BETTER THAN UTAH AND TEXAS IS GOING TO WHIP BAMMER THE WAY I WHIP THAT BOTTLE OF JACK EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!!

WELL, IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO MY REINDEERS CAUSE THEY ACTING A FOOL Y'ALL.

UNTIL NEXT YEAR, I-MAN CLAUSE OUT!!

YOU CAN CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK EVERY MONDAY-FRIDAY!

The Road Continues: Aubarn (AL) trashes Ball State... who finished undefeated in 2008!

Even these dorks couldn't contain the Aubarn (AL) Tigers/Plainsmen/Eagles/(white) trash/Cowgirls last Saturday night.

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY EVERYBODY!!!

The road continued last Saturday night as Aubarn (AL) trash-canned the Ball State Cardinals 54-30... HA HA ALABAMMER WE SCORED MORE POINTS SATURDAY THAN YOU DID!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!

I ain't gonna lie, these little bastards were tough, but ultimately they were no match for MR. 9-19 (ten more to go and he'll be a 500. coach!) and the mighty Aubarn (AL) football team.

At this point, the Iron Bowl National Championship is STILL playing in Aubarn (AL)'s favor. Alabammer is fortunate enough to be 4-0 though I must note they've still YET to play a team above mediocre status, while Aubarn (AL) on the other hand, continues to knock down BCS powerhouses, CRUSHING their dreams of a BCS title this year.

Coach Gene Cheez-it ain't upset about not being ranked in the AP poll....

...CAUSE WE'RE STILL RANKED NUMBER 1 IN THE OPELIKA-AUBARN NEWS PAPER POLL!! You hear that Bammer? WE'RE NUMBER ONE AND YAL'L AREN'T!! HAHAHAHA!!!

The road continues next Saturday night as the two greatest coaches in the SEC, finally square off against each other in the octagon on the gridiron. It's the match of the century: Coach Gene Cheez-it vs. Coach Lame Kiffin.

I'll have more on our upcoming foe later in the week, but until then...

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

Gene Cheez-it Wins SEC West Newbie Coach National Championship!!!

Coach Dan Mullen (secretly a bammer) said in the post-game presser, "Cheez-it cheated!" Obviously this guy has got serious issues...

The road to the national championship continued last Saturday as Aubarn (AL) pummeled fellow conference powerhouse (and not a Florida divisional school), Mississippi State (who is 2-1 against Bammer in the last three years).

Coach Cheez-it (now 7-19!), had a tough task in front of him going into a monstrous battle, Saturday night by having to work hard all week at coming up with a solution to STOPPING a Misserssippi State offense that currently EQUALS the Florider Gatorz offense. In addition, he was also battling for the SEC West Newbie Coach of the Year National Championship (HA HA BAMMER WON WON SEC WEST NEWBIE COACH OF THE YEAR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND YAL'L DIDN'T!! HAHAHA!). Coach Cheez-it yet again proved to the universe that he is the best coach in terms of all aspects of coaching Saturday night by, not just blowing out one of the best teams the SEC West had to offer, but also shutting down a Florida Gator offense now turned Mississippi State Bulldawg... and also winning the SEC West Newbie Coach of the Year National Championship!

Looks like even ole Tuberneck lent Coach Cheez-it some advice on how to shut down a Florider Gator offense, now turned Misserssippi State!

Next week, Coach Cheez-it has his hands full again with an undefeated and overly extremely powerful Mountaineer squad who blew out a great coach last year, which was Tommy Tuberneck. West Virginia currently has two convincing wins over BCS powerhouses, Liberty (33-20) and ECU (35-20). I know coach Cheez-it will prevail as this will be yet another tune up game for him. Winning just ain't a problem with the Cheez-whiz!

Courtesy of CrapstoneReport.

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!!

Aubarn (AL) Obliterates BCS Powerhouse Louisiana-Tech... 13 Left!

Can you say... 6-19? 6-19? 6-19?

Is it just me, or does Coach Cheez-it look eerily similar to Roy Scheider in his younger days?

Folks, if you didn't get to catch Aubarn (AL)'s convincing victory over BCS powerhouse Louisiana-Tech, then you missed several historic moments unveil themselves last Saturday night: Gene Cheez-it's Aubarn (AL) debut; Gene Cheez-it's SIXTH career victory; the first game of Aubarn (AL)'s 2009 BCS/Iron Bowl National Championship season; and lastly Gene Cheez-it being awarded a brand spankin' new double-wide on Wire Road, courtesy of the Aubarn (AL) Athletic Department for beating the second best "Tech" program in the country (the first being us).

Coach Cheez-it said he's already made hotel reservations in Pasadena, California!

At least we beat the best Tech team in the state of Louisianer, while Alabammer struggled with a no-named Tech team from somewhere up North.

Courtesy of In The Know over at The Crapstone Report

Tune in this Saturday as Aubarn (AL) and Coach Gene Cheez-it focuses their attention on Alabammer Mississippi State for Aubarn (AL)'s second win of the season and Coach Gene Cheez-it's SEVENTH career win!

The road continues THIS SATURDAY!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

Coming soon...

The Aubarnie's week-to-week coverage: The Road to the BCS Championship!

...we ain't talking about the Iron Bowl National Championship, we're talking second-best: BCS baby!

Hosted by none other than... ME! DALE!


"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step!"
-Eric Smith

The journey begins this weekend!