The Road Continues: Aubarn (AL) trashes Ball State... who finished undefeated in 2008!

Even these dorks couldn't contain the Aubarn (AL) Tigers/Plainsmen/Eagles/(white) trash/Cowgirls last Saturday night.

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY EVERYBODY!!!

The road continued last Saturday night as Aubarn (AL) trash-canned the Ball State Cardinals 54-30... HA HA ALABAMMER WE SCORED MORE POINTS SATURDAY THAN YOU DID!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!

I ain't gonna lie, these little bastards were tough, but ultimately they were no match for MR. 9-19 (ten more to go and he'll be a 500. coach!) and the mighty Aubarn (AL) football team.

At this point, the Iron Bowl National Championship is STILL playing in Aubarn (AL)'s favor. Alabammer is fortunate enough to be 4-0 though I must note they've still YET to play a team above mediocre status, while Aubarn (AL) on the other hand, continues to knock down BCS powerhouses, CRUSHING their dreams of a BCS title this year.

Coach Gene Cheez-it ain't upset about not being ranked in the AP poll....

...CAUSE WE'RE STILL RANKED NUMBER 1 IN THE OPELIKA-AUBARN NEWS PAPER POLL!! You hear that Bammer? WE'RE NUMBER ONE AND YAL'L AREN'T!! HAHAHAHA!!!

The road continues next Saturday night as the two greatest coaches in the SEC, finally square off against each other in the octagon on the gridiron. It's the match of the century: Coach Gene Cheez-it vs. Coach Lame Kiffin.

I'll have more on our upcoming foe later in the week, but until then...

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!