More proof that Alabammer's 12 are fake...

Bammer ain't got 12 so we gots more!!! GOT 1/2???

The Difference Between Alabammer and Aubarn (AL)...

Eager to know the difference between Alabammer and Aubarn (AL)? The answer lies just below in the pictures...

"S" the coach...

"S" The Sanctioned...

Bear Bryant Obsession...

Bear Bryant AUbsession...

The Start of a New Legacy...

The Start of a New Legacy (Barnie version)...

Got 12...

Got 12...

Alabammer at ESPN's Gameday...

Aubarn (AL) at Alabammer's ESPN Gameday...



Aubarn (AL) on ESPN's Gameday...


Parole Tide...

Even Saban Predicts Seven...

Other classic Barnie Gameday signs worth noting (couldn't find the pics): TERRANCE CODY IS FAT; $ $ATAN $; SARAH JESSICA PARKER WILSON; GOT SIX?

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!

Bryant Drive Examines the Possibilities of Where Nick $atan Might End Up....

Aubarn (AL) is calling your name...

A new Bammer site, Bryant Drive recently posted an article examining the Top Five Jobs Nick $atan may take after Alabammer is slammed with the death penalty in the not so distant future. For the record, I'm not AUbsessed with Alabammer, I just read this article to see if he mentioned Aubarn (AL) in the list.

The jobs listed were jeaLouS U, Notre Lame, Dallas Cowboys, Oakland Raiders, and Duke.

Now as an avid and certified Aubarn Man™, I don't agree entirely with the list this Bammer posted. In fact, seeing how Aubarn (AL) will buy out all of Alabammer's remaining championships and such, ultimately becoming Alabammer (our life-long dream) I think Aubarn (AL) should be the leading candidate to snag ole Satan himself.

He'd be a perfect fit if for some odd and strange reason Coach Gene Cheez-it doesn't work out, but that's utterly impossible. But just in case it's always good to have a back-up in mind.

I sure hope AD of the year, Jay Jacobs gets wind of Satan becoming available soon before it's too late!

Until next time... WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

Alabammer To Receive Death Penalty

The NCAA has slammed the gavel down... Opelika Polytechnic Institute is changing their name to The University of Alabammer... Nick Satan's leaving (Hopefully to come coach for us)... We're taking all 12 National Titles, 21 SEC titles, 56 Bowl Appearances, 31 Bowl Wins and 39 Iron Bowl National Championship Victories... FINALLY we are ALABAMMER!

Sources (Incomprehensible-Man, and Bobby From Homewood, Alabammer have confirmed this to be true).

My fellow Barnies, it is done! After decades of envying the state's fatherly institute (Alabammer)/years of suffering from inferiority complex/years of nearly suffocating to death in the dark, unBEARable shadow cast upon us by UA, the AUbarnie's two main sources (do they seriously need an introduction again?) are reporting that the NCAA has secretly slammed the door on The University of Alabammer (as a whole) and The University is now shutting down -- for good.

Aubarn (AL) bought out all Alabammer rights and such (including their legacy), and is currently in the name-changing process going from The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute to THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMMER!

Both Incomprehensible Man and Bobby from Homewood, Alabammer had this to say (simultaneously) after reporting the news: "This is better than masturbating... TO EACH OTHER!"

The reason they are closing down Alabammer is simply because they crossed the line by giving away free textbooks... Bammers try and say it's nothing compared to giving away free class credits, but that only goes to show how stupid they are!

WE ARE ALABAMMER NOW, BAMMERS! LOLOLOL! HAHAHA!

More on this piece to come...

WAR DANG EAGLE... I MEAN, ROLL TIDE ROLL HEY!