Aubarn (AL) is calling your name...A new Bammer site, Bryant Drive recently posted an article examining the Top Five Jobs Nick $atan may take after Alabammer is slammed with the death penalty in the not so distant future. For the record, I'm not AUbsessed with Alabammer, I just read this article to see if he mentioned Aubarn (AL) in the list.
The jobs listed were jeaLouS U, Notre Lame, Dallas Cowboys, Oakland Raiders, and Duke.
Now as an avid and certified Aubarn Man™, I don't agree entirely with the list this Bammer posted. In fact, seeing how Aubarn (AL) will buy out all of Alabammer's remaining championships and such, ultimately becoming Alabammer (our life-long dream) I think Aubarn (AL) should be the leading candidate to snag ole Satan himself.
He'd be a perfect fit if for some odd and strange reason Coach Gene Cheez-it doesn't work out, but that's utterly impossible. But just in case it's always good to have a back-up in mind.
I sure hope AD of the year, Jay Jacobs gets wind of Satan becoming available soon before it's too late!
Until next time... WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
Cheezwiz will likely hire him as a defensive coordinator IMO.
ReplyDeleteWhat's sad is the barnzoe clowns actually believe their own delusions (such as this). This could actually pass as an article posted by an Awbarn fan.
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