Tornado Warning!

It is being reported the last tornado to hit Lee County did $5 Million worth of improvements!

It is being reported that Aubarn (AL) is under a SEVERE tornado warning, according to the National Weather Radar System. They are advising all citizens to take place in the center area of their Mobile Homes. However....

TORNADO IN AUBARN (AL) ALERT!!!

If you've been a citizen of Aubarn (AL) for longer than a year, then this ain't nothing new to you. In fact, tornadoes are spotted so much here in the AU trailer parks, it could almost become an Aubarn (AL) tradition.

In fact, reports have confirmed that the last tornado that ripped through Lee County a mere month ago, actually done $5 Million worth of improvements!

This group of fine Aubarn Men™ prepare to witness Mother Nature unleash her beauty on Lee County!

So note to all Barnies: grab a cold one... grab your sibling... and run out on the porch to witness Aubarn (AL) receive an upgrade of a lifetime! Your neighbors in the lot next to you will be joining you as well!

Seeing a tornado in Lee County is fascinating; almost like seeing Haley's Comet, only we get to see them tornadoes more than once a century!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!