Sunday, April 5, 2009

Top 10 Reasons why Aubarn (AL)'s Plan to Sell A-Day Tickets Online May Not Work

This is a forewarning to all Barnies with plans to purchase A-Day tickets over the internet...  

10. Students think Internet hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. only....

9. Most fans would rather buy tickets at Feed 'N Seed store; and or rather purchase tickets to rodeos....

8. Students boycotting games over "No Sheep Allowed" policy....

7. Fans demanding seats upgraded from hay bales to stadium seats....

6. Students can't swipe debit cards on keyboard....

5. Aubarn (AL) students can't use White-Out to correct mistakes....

4. Not all classroom trailers are wired for electricity.... 

3. Like football team, AU fans have trouble putting 3 W's together....

2. Internet's not yet available at Aubarn (AL)....
1. Bama graduates control the Internet.

3 comments:

  1. In all truthfulness, I don't think they'd sell regardless! With the way the economy is these days, you guys know Barnies can't afford $5 dollar tickets.

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  2. Come on Barnzoes, all proceeds benefit the "Better Cow Foundation".

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  3. hell... they'd have to break out the excess tickets for that one NY.

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