I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie akaonly undefeated Finebaum caller.
WHAT UP MY NIGGAZ???? HERE I COME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY: I-MAN MY MANZ!!!
YOU KNOW I CAN'T UNDERSTAND JUST WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL THE STATE OF ALABAMMER HAD TO MOVE THE SUPER SIX FROM BAMMERHAM TO TUSCALOOSER AND AUBARN (AL)?!?!?! IT SHOULD BE PLAYED EVERY YEAR IN AUBARN (AL) AND NOWHERE ELSE FOR DAMMIT'S SAKE!!! AUBARN (AL) HAS THE PRETTIEST STADIUM IN ALL THE LAND. JUST DIG THROUGH THE ARCHIVE AND READ WHAT AUBARNIE HAD TO SAY ABOUT OUR STADIUM COMPARED TO ALABAMMER'S.
WAIT A MINUTE... MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE BAMMER FANS CRY TOO MUCH! YEAH! THAT'S IT! ALL THEY DO IS CRY ABOUT AUBARN (AL), AUBARN (AL), AUBARN (AL). AND THE STATE OF ALABAMMER GOVERNMENT JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH ALL THE BAMMER FAN CRYING. THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE I GUESS.
ANYWHO, I GUESS IT CAN SERVE A PURPOSE BECAUSE KIDS WON'T LIKE TUSCALOOSER. KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COW COLLEGE THAT'S ABOUT 4 FEET LONG, WHERE THE WELCOME TO AND NOW LEAVING SIGN IS ON THE SAME POST. KIDS WANT A COLLEGE WHERE RODEOS CONSUME MOST OF THEIR TIME. KIDS WANT A COLLEGE WHERE THEY AIN'T GOTTA DO JACK SHIT TO EARN A DEGREE! KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COLLEGE THAT AIN'T AFRAID TO EXPERIMENT ON COWS. KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COLLEGE THAT HAS ON CAMPUS BARNS AND COW PASTURES. KIDS WANT TO COME TO A COLLEGE THAT HAS FOUR BARS AND FEATURE THE BEST LOCAL COUNTRY MUSIC SINGERS IN LEE COUNTY (MY FREAKING AWESOME BAND EVEN PLAYS AT THE SKY BARn IN DOWNTOWN AUBARN (AL) EVERY NOW AND THEN)! KIDS WILL LIKE THE AUBARN EXPERIENCE. HELL THEY EVEN GET A FREE JACKED-UP TRUCK FOR COMING TO PLAY FOR US! SO IT IS A GOOD THING BABY!!!
WELL THIS CONCLUDES MY
CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!
"I-Man" I think you've actually got this reversed! lol
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