Alabammer wins their first Heisman National Championship....

BUT WE STILL HAVE TWO HEISMAN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPZ!!!!!

GOT TWO???

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!

The Mt. Rushmore of Aubarn (AL)...

Tell us who your Mt. Rushmore is!

If you reside in the wonderful county of Lee, then you more than likely don't own a satellite dish or cable box, which are two new phenomenal breakthroughs in modern day technology -- especially for the technologically impaired, like us Barnies.

Anyhow, ESPN is conducting a "Mt. Rushmore" of each state... and by the way, for the state of Alabammer, tAOPI had former Heisman National Championship Winner, Bo Jackson, as one of the inductees (HA! HA! ALABAMMER, WE HAD A FOOTBALL PLAYER MAKE THE STATE'S MT. RUSHMORE AND YOU DIDN'T! HA! HA! HA!).

So, after hearing about this recent ESPN feature, I decided to come up with my own Mt. Rushmore of Aubarn (AL). As you can see in the picture listed above, the inductees are Marlboro Man, I(ncomprehensible)-Man, Coach Cheez-it, and one cow which represents the billions of cows that can be found in Lee County and on the campus of The Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute (cows are one of our 157 mascots and our most notable one(s) at that).

Now, the reason I don't have good ole Aubarn Men™ like Bo, Robert Baker, Eric Ramsey, Shrug, Tuberneck, and Dyed, is simply because I don't live in the past like Bammers do. I chose modern day candidates instead of ancient candidates that most Aubarn people don't remember anymore.

With that being said, I'd like to ask you (the readers) who your choices for Aubarn (AL)'s Mt. Rushmore may be (please keep it Aubarn related in another words Nick Satan IS NOT a candidate)...

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!