The AUbarnie song of the day...

NO TOSSING USED TOILET PAPER IN THE TREES TODAY, GANGSTERS!!!

"Southern California has been stripped of its 2004 Grantland Rice Trophy, which was awarded to the Trojans for winning the national championship that season.

However, the Football Writers Association of America (FWAA) declined to name a replacement for USC"s vacated spot.

There was some thought that Auburn might be named the 2004 national champion by the FWAA with USC being stripped of the title, and that was a scenario that was discussed. Ultimately, the FWAA decided not to name anybody."

-USC's Loss Isn't Aubarn (AL)'s Gain

Never has a school boasted so much, yet claimed so little....
-Unknown (haha)

Coach Tuberneck to the Pac-10??!!??!!??!!

I thought Coach Tubs was done with coaching?!?!?!

Just the other day, I scooted My country-ass on down to the local bar here in Opelika to watch the All-Star game, in hopes of seeing some potential Alabammer Opelika Polytechnic Institute prospects at their finest, and low and behold, as soon as I walked through the door, I seen nothing but dropped jaws -- and no, it wasn't a result of Aubarn Mayer being sentenced to life in prison for animal sodomy -- it was Coach Tuberneck, commentating the event, and even saying, "I'd like to coach in the Pac-10." It made me wonder, "Whatever happened to your master chef career?"

Is it because he knows he can win in the Pac-10 not because he knows he can't win in the SEC without the benefit of taking advantage of his primary competition's weakened state?

If Tuberneck does decide to go to the Pac-10, Pete Carroll had better submit a letter of resignation, because within a year, it'll no longer be known as "The Pac-10 Conference" but instead "The Tommy Tuberneck Conference".

The only downside is, I hear the western part of the country isn't a prime location for duck hunting. I wonder if Tuberneck knows that? If so, they conference does have The Oregon DUCKS!! Maybe he should consider giving that a shot!

I wish Coach Tubs the absolute best of luck as he ventures out into an inevitably successful career of coaching in the Pac-10. I'll keep y'all posted on any breaking news regarding Tubs' future.

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

PREDICTIONS: 2008

This quote was taken from an ESPN page, written by a man called Mark Schlabach. 

"17. Auburn will name Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting
After the Tigers lose their first three games against Louisiana Tech, Mississippi State and West Virginia, Auburn will name offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn its coach-in-waiting to succeed recently hired Gene Chizik. USC quarterback Mitch Mustain, who played for Malzahn in high school and briefly at Arkansas, will transfer to Auburn."

Photo courtesy of Church of Saban

Okay, so it's obvious ole' Mark Schlabach is Bammer biased, just like the rest of the liberal media is.  

What is he seeing that we Barnies aren't? He must be as blind as the possum Granny Joan fried up last night for us.

This is just another reason for me to hate all the media, outside of The Opelika-Aubarn News. They're the most credible and unbiased news source, second to the AUbarnie Blogger of course. I want some of what he's smoking, because I sure as hell know it ain't that good stuff that ole' Coach Dye is growing down on his end of the farm. What's he gonna tell us next, Paul Finebaum is his bammer bed buddy? Or better yet, Paul Finebaum is a barnie? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! RIDICULOUS!

I'll be sure to send this moron, Mark Schlabach a friendly email immediately after we win the Iron Bowl National Championship and the BCS Championship next year... it's coming!

WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!

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