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Showing posts with label Bob Lowder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Lowder. Show all posts
Friday, November 26, 2010
Monday, December 21, 2009
Top Ten AU Moments of the Decade: Number 10
To honor the soon-to-be gone decade, which was filled with variety of sorts for Aubarn (AL), I'm putting together ten of the most glorious and notable moments of the decade (in no particular order) for Aubarn (AL). Hope y'all enjoy!!!
NUMBER 10:
JETGATE!!!
In a time, far, far ago, there existed two men: Tommy Tuberneck and Bob Peterno... and three other men: David Housel, William Walker Jr., and Bob Lowder... and of course, a beastly jet!
Combine this all together and you have jetgate!
WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Top Five Reasons Aubarn (AL) is BACK in 2009...
1) Coach Gene Cheez-it. Aubarn (AL)'s current head coach. A man who single-handedly won 2 BCS Championships and won three consecutive Iron Bowl National Championships... not as a head coach, but AS A FREAKIN' DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR!!! A man who succeeded another man who led his program (Iowa State) to five bowl games from 2000-2005. A man who was humbly defeated by national powerhouses such as Kent State, Northern Iowa, UNLV, and Toledo and still lived to coach another down. A man who wasn't afraid to criticize the current establishment when he was forced to leave the lovely Aubarn (AL). A man who is now Aubarn (AL)'s current head coach. The first reason why Aubarn (AL) will win it all in 2009!
2) Quarterback Chris Todd... the new and improved version.
Aubarn (AL)'s current starting quarterback. A man of confidence. A true team player. A leader. A man who knows how to lead his team to victory. A man with two SEC victories as a QB on his resume. A man who obliterated fellow conference powerhouse Mississippi State scoring a jaw-dropping 3 points. A man who shellacked Louisiana-Monroe--a team that defeated Alabammer, our Iron Bowl National Championship opponent. A man who posted an impressive -63 yards rushing in 2008. A man who wasn't pansy enough to play with a hurt shoulder in 2008. The second reason why Aubarn (AL) will win it all in 2009.3) Coach
Aubarn (AL)'s current offensive coordinator/spread guru. The sequel! Much like Coach Cheez-it, a man who single-handedly led Arkansas and Tulsa to conference championship games. A man who was able to score TWICE against a prime powerhouses such as USC AND WISCONSIN. A messiah whose promise is to live up to Coach Otis Franklin's broken expectations. A man who knows the spread the way I know how to wipe my ass (in fact his book made for some damn good toilet paper). A man of offensive wisdom. A man who'll be coaching both Kodi Burns and Chris Todd in the SAME OFFENSE SIMULTANEOUSLY! The third reason why Aubarn (AL) wins it all in 2009!4) Bammer's Probation.
Aubarn (AL)'s big brother. Not to sound obsessed, because I'm not (in fact I don't care about Bammer at all as they're by no means a threat to Aubarn (AL) anymore), but they're back on probation once again. Last time they were put on probation, it benefited Aubarn (AL) immensely. And with an even better coaching staff and talent on hand, their current downfall will benefit us times two compared to the last! The third reason Aubarn (AL) wins this m'fer in 2009!5) Jay Jacobs.
STILL Aubarn (AL)'s athletic director. A man who's not afraid to fire one coach and swing for the fences for the next. A man who pin-pointed out Coach Cheez-it and convinced him that it would be wise to coach at Aubarn (AL). A man who's not afraid to laugh at UCLA's challenge and piss on it by replacing them with Division 9-A high-school powerhouses such as Furman, Tennessee-Chattanooga, and Arkansas State. A man who is more intelligent than Bammer's Mal Moore. A man who has Bobby Lowder and Jimmy Bob Ranes by the strings. The fifth and final reason Aubarn (AL) shall control the college football universe in 2009.Combine the five together and you have a recipe for championship.
WAR DANG EAGLE HEY!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
BREAKING NEWS: Sources Confirm Bobby Lowder IS A BAMMER!!!!
Over the past few years, ever since that two-face, backstabbing, traitor known as Bobby Lowder took the first airplane out of Opelika in route of hiring Bobby Petrino, there has been a numerous amount of speculation concerning which team he REALLY hangs his hat on. After seeing a fellow Barnie (who has close ties with the Aufarm Board of Trustees -- pictured above) unveil the truth, via poster-board, at the bring Tommy Tuberneck back to Aubarn protest (which was followed up by the Tommy Tuberneck Memorial Rodeo), it is officially official that Bobby Lowder is a Bammer. I must also note that his protest was held PRIOR to the arrival of Gene Chizik aka GREATEST COACH EVER!!!!!!!11
Why should we fire Jay Jacobs? It's Lowder who is the bammer. FireJayJacobs.com? More like FireBobbyLowder.com! Nice butt-cheeks by the way!
WAR DARN EAGLE HEY!
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