$CAM LOOTIN'S NOW ON TWITTER!!!

I was in Atlanta...or was I? RT @ErinAndrews ALERT: The Lee Corso Gm Day mascot head was stolen in Corvallis.


My dad's church is now using Cammy Cam Juice as one of the elements in the Lord's Supper. #wareagle


I'll only answer questions that are on my cheat sheet that was prepared for me by my lawyer.


Watching #Lebron's return to Cleveland and hoping that Auburn fans don't treat me like this when truth comes out and I take their $ and run.


Just call me webCam: http://www.youtube.com/user/02thescoop


These #blackfriday deals on laptops are ridiculous! Almost as good as...nevermind. #wareagle

I wanted to get Facebook but my dad made me get Twitter.


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BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

Sources are saying the lyrics are being changed to "50 Ways To Buy The Heisman". More to come, soon....


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN 50 WAYS TO WIN THE HEISMAN HEY!!

ALL IN: ALL I DO IS CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT...

...GOT MONEY ON MY MIND, I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH... SO JUST KEEP IT DOWN HOME, CUZ!

IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS UPON US!!!!!!

I apologize for the delay in updates as I have been in hibernation mode, awaiting Aubarn (AL)'s annual national Championship game....



This time, it's for real!

The reigning Iron Bowl Moral Victory National Champions are taking on Alabammer. Someone told me Aubarn (AL) clinched the SEC Championship berth, but besides the fact that none of us know how to get to Atlanter, who cares about an SEC Championship when we can win us an Iron Bowl National Championship!!!

And just in time for the Iron Bowl National Championship, you can sport your very own $CAM LOOTIN' shoes!



Buy them while they're hot! Taunt your BAMMER friends! Help Aubarn (AL) University continue its $CAM LOOTIN' underground funding program by purchasing a pair of these beauties today!

And always remember, my fellow Barnies....

Bin Laden is a Bammer fan....

and...


BAMMER AIN'T SHIT!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

BARNIE OF THE WEEK!!!

The old saying goes, "Cam "God" Newton is what every man wants to be, and what every woman wants in between her sheets." Just 'cause we livez in the deep south and are the biggest damn conservatives in the world, who sayz some of our classy Aubarn (AL) Men don't want Newtron in between his sheets too?

Perhaps this classy Aubarn (AL) Man seen this photo a few days before he had the rare privilege of touching our savior... just trying to get a hand on it, or in it?


WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!

I(ncomprehensible)-Man's Thoughts on Cam "Jesus" Newtron, Ole Myth, and the 2010 CF Season...

I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka
the only undefeated Finebaum caller.

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ON THE FINEBAUM SHOW, JUST LIKE MY MIGHTY AUBARN (AL) TIGERZ DO ON THE FIELD... WHAT ABOUT YAL'L, MY FELLOW BAMMER ENVYING HATING AUBARN (AL) FAMILY MEMBERZ???

YA KNOW, RIGHT NOW AUBARN (AL) IS UNDEFEATED AND ALABAMMER IS DEFEATED!!! ALABAMMER LOST TO A TEAM WE STRAIGHT UP OBLITERATED SO BAD, STEVE SPURRIER HAD TO PUT HIS SECOND STRING QUARTERBACK IN!!! AND WHAT DID ALABAMMER DO THAT TEAM??? THEY STRAIGHT UP GOT WHOOPED ON!!!

BY MY LOGIC, ALABAMMER IS GONNA GET PWNED BY THE MESSIAH, DELL CAM NEWTON! IT AIN'T EVEN GONNA BE CLOSE!!! ALABAMMER DOESN'T HAVING THE COACHING THAT CLEMSON HAS. THEY DON'T HAVE THE QUARTERBACK THAT MISSERSIPPI STATE HAS. AND THEY SURE AS HELL DON'T HAVE THE DEFENSE THAT KENTUCKY HAS. THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE WON BY 3 POINTS, AND GUESS WHAT... WE'RE GONNA WIN BY 300 IN THE IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! AUBARN WILL SCORE 300 POINTS IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE IRON BOWL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, AND BECAUSE THOSE CHEATING, CROOKED REFS ARE ON BAMMERZ SIDE, THEY'LL ENFORCE A MERCY RULE AND END THE GAME, BEFORE CAM "NICK SATAN" NEWTON CAN SCORE 3000 ON THEM!!

BOOK IT NOW AND BECOME A MILLIONAIRE!! I'VE ALREADY CONTACTED VEGAS AND SO SHOULD YOU... UNTIL NEXT TIME... I-MAN.... OUT!

CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!

Gameday is coming to Aubarn (AL)...

So what kind of signs should you expect to see?

What is little man's syndrome?

It is Cameron "Dell" Newton's unforgettable quote:

“Oh, no doubt,” the starter said. “Anytime you turn on the TV or you turn on the sports talk radio show or anywhere, they’re talking about the other team ... Of course, we know that they’re an excellent team as well. We feel like we’re not being mentioned as we should be.”

Welcome to the second-rate inferior world of Lee County, Dell Newton! WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!


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A-Day Revyou: AUBARN (AL) WINS!!!!

AUtards bring their footballs, programs, and laptops in hopes of having Cameron "Walks on Water" Newton autograph them.

Word on the street is autographed Cam Newton laptops are a real steal these day...

The Messiah aka Cam Newton made his Aubarn (AL) playing debut last Saturday at A-Day, living up to the hype and setting a new standard for SEC quarterbacks by overwhelmingly going 3 for 8 on Saturday!

The red carpet was rolled out for Cameron, by his reliable slaves, Coach Gene Cheez-it and Coach Arthur, as he snuck onto the field like a thief in the night, lighting the field up with his super powerful laptop snatching arm, and then returned to his kingdom (the world's first ever quadruple wide on Wire Road), where his driveway is actually paved... IN CEMENT and he has a screened in porch!

After putting on a quarterback clinic by brilliantly piling up the passing attempt numbers, Cam "Jesus" Newton's sheer awesomeness left Coach Cheez-it and Arthur so stunned, it literally sent them into a state of catatonia... which would explain why the clock never stopped running in the second half.

Aubarn (AL) fans came from all over Lee County and Wire Road, SELLING OUT THE LOWER BOWL LEVEL to get a live-action glimpse of the savior himself (and fortunately enough were not advised to park at the hay fields this year).

"My eyes... My eyes... the greatness radiating from every pore in our Master's body has blinded me!" Yeller Feller said.

A fellow resident of Wire Road had this to say: "He's my hero, my rock, and my inspiration. Me and my sheep slash lover, Cootus jumped in the pick-up and drove 25 miles to Columbus, GA just so we could steal us one of them wap-tops. Seeing a wap-top in person was a sight to behold, but seeing savior Cameron is just unexplainable... I brought mine with me cause me wants my new lord to sign it," Richie Dong said.

Sadly enough, Aubarn (AL) fans will have to wait until the Fall before they can see the Messiah perform again, but we're all a patient bunch... after all, we're still waiting on our 1 1/2 national championship and have been patiently waiting since 1957!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!

Cam Newton says he's ready to go...

And the laptop snatching arm is fully functioning...

...it's just too bad he doesn't know laptops haven't been introduced to the County of Lee just yet, but we're working on it!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!