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Thursday, April 9, 2009
More Reasons Why Aubarn (AL) is the Most Relevant Program in the State of Alabammer -- Image Edition
1) Wire Road:
2) Incests:
4) Rodeos:
5)Racism:
6) Six Straight Iron Bowl National Championships 7) Coach Gene Cheez-it: 8) The best Stadium -- Jordan-Haire-Dye-Cow Pasture Stadium 9) The Best Monster Truck Shops For Mud-Riding: 10) The Best Fans in Lee County THE STATE OF ALABAMMER:
We actually are the #39 public university in the country, a 1st rate school, home to numerous olympians and United States Servicemen, and one of the premier pre-medical programs in the southeast. And our town really is beautiful, the pictures are obviously photoshopped so if you are coming down from West Virginia I hope you enjoy your stay. War Eagle!
I'm currently a student at Opelika Polytechnic Institute. I've been here six years and I almost have my freshman year behind me. I'm unsure of what I want to major in at the current moment. At first, I signed on to study the science of cows, then I changed my major to sociology, but even in a course in which you receive free grades in was too tough for me. But now I think I want to be an astronaut. Only time will tell...
Too bad I'll never know how "great" it is to be an Aubie Cowgirl...
ReplyDeleteDo they seriously think they're still a relevant program?
ReplyDeleteWatch out Awbun, Troy State is moving in fast!
Disturbing...
ReplyDeleteWere you the child he molested, oh inferior one aka Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to include the inferiority complex that energizes their little world.
ReplyDeleteTheyre a buncha of stupid ass barners, yes. Theyre a 2nd rate school. But they will beat the shit out of west virginia.
ReplyDeleteWow. Get a life. It is kinda funny how obvious all of this is photoshopped. And if we werent a threat yall wouldnt be hating... War Eagle
ReplyDeletewar damn eagle is right. sorry y'all are so obssessed with hating auburn that you actually read all this bullshit.
ReplyDeleteobviously the people who write this blog have never made it into or survived a college course. especially not at auburn.
ReplyDeleteWe actually are the #39 public university in the country, a 1st rate school, home to numerous olympians and United States Servicemen, and one of the premier pre-medical programs in the southeast.
ReplyDeleteAnd our town really is beautiful, the pictures are obviously photoshopped so if you are coming down from West Virginia I hope you enjoy your stay. War Eagle!