I-Man: beat writer for the AUbarnie aka the only undefeated Finebaum caller.
HOLA COMPADRES... THIS IS I-MAN COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY!
YA KNOW, AS I SET AND WATCHED A LOWLY, LOWLY, LOWLY UTAH TEAM MANHANDLE THE BAMMERS LAST SATURDAY NIGHT, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, JUST HOW BAD IS AUBARN GONNA BEAT THEM NEXT YEAR? I ALSO THOUGHT, WHY ON EARTH DIDN'T WE BEAT THEM THAT BAD THIS YEAR? THEN IT DAWNED ON ME: WE PLAYED AT TUBERVILLE STADIUM AND THE REFS GOT CONFUSED THINKING WE WERE LSU AND ALABAMMER WAS AUBARN (WHICH I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HECK THAT COULD HAPPEN). ANYWAY, THE REFS PLAYED A HUGE ROLE IN ALABAMMER'S WIN OVER AUBARN LAST NOVEMBER, BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR REAR ENDS, AS TOUGH AND GIFTED OF A COACH AS OLE GENE IS, HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE TO RELY ON THE ZEBRA BOYS TO BEAT ALABAMMER NEXT YEAR.
OLE GENE IS GOING TO WELCOME NICK SATAN INTO OPELIKA WITH OPEN ARMS, THEN HE'S GOING TO TEAR HIM A NEW ONE IN "THE JUNGLE".
I'LL GO AHEAD AND SUBMIT MY PRESEASON PREDICTION FOR NEXT YEAR IN NOW: AUBARN 34-57230945872390458732495863804765aoidghnvadosfn bvg4801239485709q83yfght - ALABAMMER 3 (ONLY CAUSE THAT SLY DEVIL SATAN CHEATS TO GET A FIELD GOAL).
I-MAN OUT! CATCH ME LIVE FROM THE CAPITAL CITY OF THE CONFEDERACY ON THE FINEBAUM RADIO NETWORK MONDAY-FRIDAY!
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