Wonder how many losses he'll predict for us to have this season?Tommy "Nostradamus" Tuberneck (give me credit for that name) is scheduling another trip to see our guys in the middle eastern part of the world (would that be somewhere around Athens, Georgia?) to predict how many losses the Aubarn (AL) football team has in store for us in 2009 -- of course after Duck Hunting season ends.
THE TUBERNECK COACHING AGENDA:
-Have Nick Saban administer the proverbial "foot in the ass" on the playing field... CHECK
-Have a successful duck hunting trip... CHECK
-Have Nick Saban administer the proverbial "foot in the ass" on the recruiting front... CHECK
-Travel to the middle east to accurately predict the future... CHECK
Nostradamus is standing right beside you... why don't you ask him?IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AUBARN (AL) TIGGER... WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY AND WAR DAMN NOSTRADAMUS TUBERNECK HEY!!
Well, we can't blame this year's trip on a PR boost.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Tubs in character, hoping this will land him a gig with a D-1 program. Unfortunately for him, barring a total breakdown of course (much like Alabama), if he were to land at a second-rate program (like Aubarn), he won't be nearly successful as he was during Alabama's down years. Good luck to you, and never forget 36-0, wimp.
ReplyDeleteI think it's only fair that we commend him for going out of his way to do this, instead of ridiculing him.
ReplyDeleteHe is taking a bold leap by going into enemy territory just to help lift the spirits of those fighting for our freedom.
Don't get me wrong, I don't like the guy, but I do respect him for this.